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The 10 Stages Of Running Out Of Toilet Paper

As the biggest drama of life unrolls, use Charmin Ultra Strong to keep it together.

1. Realization

"And now I'm reaching for the... no... it can't be..."

2. Panic

Don't panic, don't panic, don't panic, don't panic, don't panic, don't panic, don't panic, don't panic, don't panic, don't panic, don't panic, don't panic, don't panic, don't panic, don't panic, don't panic.

3. Denial

"No, no, no, no, no, this can't be happening. Not me. Not here. Not now."

4. Anger

"Naaa... no... no! NO! NOO!!!!"

5. Bargaining

6. Despair

"No one is coming. I will sit on this porcelain prison until the end of my days."

7. Acceptance

"No. This is not the end of my life."

8. Hope

"I bet someone is going to come to my rescue very soon."

9. Fear

"I could be trapped in here for hours... for days..."

10. Salvation

Phew! Thank goodness there was more Charmin after all!