1. Taro Gomi, “Everybody Poops”
You know, for inspiration.
2. A Tube of Toothpaste
Ohhhh, potassium nitrate…interesting.
3. Aunt Terri’s Facebook Status
To be fair, she is really into tuna salad.
4. Mark Larson, “The Mullet”
This book is business in the front and nothin’ but party in the back.
5. Bathroom Guest Book
Read cool messages from previous occupants of the royal throne.
6. Reepah Gud Wah, “The Zen of Farting”
This isn’t exactly a train read.
8. David Foster Wallace, “Infinite Jest”
For the long pooper.
9. This Weird Yoga Magazine
How do you even say the title?
10. That Catalogue Addressed To Your Old Roommate
Maybe you do need charcoal bowls.
11. Anna Skinner, “How To Pee Standing Up”
This seems like it would result in an unfortunate mess.
13. Dale Power, “DIY Coffin For Pets and People”
For pets AND people? That’s upsetting.
14. This Post on BuzzFeed
You are welcome.