14 Things We'd Only Read In The Bathroom

It's important to enjoy the go. Treat yourself to these amazing reads while you're on the throne. And while you're at it, grab a roll on Charmin. Because, those who go with Charmin always enjoy the go.

1. Taro Gomi, "Everybody Poops"

Via amazon.com

You know, for inspiration.

2. A Tube of Toothpaste

Ohhhh, potassium nitrate...interesting.

3. Aunt Terri's Facebook Status

Terri Iversen / Via Facebook: terri.iversen

To be fair, she is really into tuna salad.

4. Mark Larson, "The Mullet"

Via amazon.com

This book is business in the front and nothin' but party in the back.

5. Bathroom Guest Book

Via neatoshop.com

Read cool messages from previous occupants of the royal throne.

6. Reepah Gud Wah, "The Zen of Farting"

Via amazon.com

This isn't exactly a train read.

7. Jose Canseco's Twitter Feed

Via Twitter: @JoseCanseco

Via Twitter: @JoseCanseco

Via Twitter: @JoseCanseco

8. David Foster Wallace, "Infinite Jest"

Via en.wikipedia.org

For the long pooper.

9. This Weird Yoga Magazine

Via tathaastumag.com

How do you even say the title?

10. That Catalogue Addressed To Your Old Roommate

Via cb2.com

Maybe you do need charcoal bowls.

11. Anna Skinner, "How To Pee Standing Up"

Via amazon.com

This seems like it would result in an unfortunate mess.

12. Cher's Twitter Feed

Via Twitter: @cher

13. Dale Power, "DIY Coffin For Pets and People"

Via amazon.com

For pets AND people? That's upsetting.

14. This Post on BuzzFeed

You are welcome.

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