This is why you never promise crazy a second date. Apparently these texts came after just one night out, and dear lord, you must admire (wait, no I meant back away slowly without making direct eye contact) that sort of persistence.
Freddie Mercury must be rolling in his grave right now. A former “American Idol” contestant is the new lead singer of his most epic band.
Actor Paul Rudd does a segment for Rookiemag called “Ask a Grown Man” on why dudes love the boobs so much. Honestly, I just like hearing him say “boobs”.
Because it is clearly the most inflammatory statement in the world and will make your eyes bleed rainbows from the gayness. Kansas City 17-year-old Bailee Webb wanted to print a dozen t-shirts with this classic saying for her high school’s Gay-Straight Alliance Club. Her order was rejected on religious grounds. She responded in mature, awesome fashion.
Were her parents at any point concerned that she’d totally black out?
Type designer Matthew Butterick was put off by the use of Microsoft’s Verdana font in “Mission: Impossible — Ghost Protocol.” So he did what any movie fanatic would do: Wrote the director to explain why the use of IKEA’s favorite font was an utter failure.
Iranian actress Golshifteh Farahani (you may know her from performance in The Leonardo DiCaprio-Russell Crowe movie “Body of Lies”) recently posed nude in French magazine Madame Le Figaro and in a video put out by the academy that gives out the César (the French equivalent of the Oscar). She has been told by her home country that she is no longer welcome back.
Seems fitting. As in, “Every time ‘The Soup’ references Kim Kardashian’s sex tape, Kris Jenner complains and suddenly, E!’s lawyers become stuck in a prickly situation.”
This is the work of Synyster Ink. This is no troll, the guy’s for real.
She’s solid under pressure.
Aspiring Spanish actress Lina Sanz bears a pretty uncanny resemblance to celebrity Angelina Jolie. Now the question remains: which is the real Angelina and which is the evil twin that has been locked in an attic until now?
The news of SOPA has traveled quickly, and even Hitler has found out about it. SOPA is even more evil than Hitler himself, so as you can imagine, he is not happy about it.
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Is there anything more adorable than dogs sneezing? I think not.
YouTube personality Jenna Marbles just released her first music video, and as you might expect, it’s super classy.
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Regretsy writer April Winchell has been raising money, toys and joy for 200 needy kids this Christmas, and Pay Pal has put a stop to that by semantics over a “donate” button. Click the picture to read the article with all the jaw dropping details.
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Daniel Craig hilariously ripped into the everyone’s least favorite reality television family in a recent interview with GQ. He’s handsome AND an astute media critic.
Arizona police arrested 54-year-old Jerald Newman on suspicion of shoplifting video games for his grandson at Wal-Mart. Eyewitness reported that, after the cuffed suspect complied, one of the officers tripped him face-first to the ground — knocking the man out cold. You know it’s a sad situation when you hear people shout “call 911,” and the cops are standing right there.
What a statesman. The office of Sam Brownback saw a joking tweet by Kansas teen Emma Sullivan and promptly ran crying to her high school principal. Her school was going to force Sullivan to write a letter of apology to avoid a negative mark on her college transcripts, but she is rightfully refusing. #heblowsalot
A belated seasons greetings from the Teflon Don.
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When this guy found out his girlfriend was cheating on him, he didn’t tell her. After all, she wanted him to give her a giant back tattoo. This was not the design she had asked for.