Buzzfeed? Can you like, post articles for my enjoyment? But like…don’t make them too long? But like, not too short? With pictures? But like, the maximum amount of pictures that I feel I want to see? No more, no less?  Go to hell.

I live in the Wicker Park/Ukranian Village area and I love it, which is right around Bucktown. I’m not sure where School is for you but the L will get you anywhere, so I would check out a bunch of neighborhoods and see where you fit.

I’m sure we can all agree that this ‘peace sign’ is serving a numeric purpose. That Smurfs not like, Peace man, come see the movie. It’s a fucking two. Show me a poster for an original children’s movie, not a sequel, with a peace sign.

His face was dead the whole time, definitely not the innocent/geeky teenager look they needed for Peter Parker. Andrew Garfield was awesome and a great choice.

Wrong, Mr. Editor. Those images would suck the creativity right out of the ad. Who says the kid was pushing the car? The kid was driving, had too many chocolates, crashed the car. Showing images of kids falling off their toys would be too literal and not thought provoking in any way.

This is the second time I’ve come across an advertisement post on this site and for the second time the writer who posted it bashed it, claiming it could be ‘done better.’ These words mean nothing. I’m thinking maybe he’s just a dick.

Looks like blood sausage. Ewie.