1. You are so relieved that it's Black Friday season right now.
2. You're in a Black Friday Besties group, and this year marks the 10th anniversary of you all shopping together.
3. You know the deals weeks ahead--in fact, you've signed up for Black Friday alerts.
4. Narrowing down your item list is like deciding who in your family gets to live or die.
5. So you get ready for the night/morning/afternoon of your life, because this Black Friday is going to be bigger and better than last year.
6. You keep looking at the clock during Thanksgiving dinner because you’re calculating the minutes 'til you need to be in line at Toys R Us.
7. And when your family makes remarks like "this isn't the best day for deals," all you give is side-eye.
8. As they drink Hateorade, you get your BF survival kit together.
9. AND DON'T FORGET THE CROCS!
Why be insecure about them, when your feet will be stepping in clouds?
10. Finally, you arrive to your first store and survey the mayhem before your eyes.
11. You get so excited when the line moves.
12. And when you make it to the front door, this is how you walk in.
13. Your emotions will run high, to the point where you’re always seconds away from hurting someone.
14. And you've DEFINITELY had a fight with someone over a "Tickle Me Elmo" or something...but you always win.
"Nah girl, I got it first."
15. You can't help but blame those incompetent employees that things are running so slowly...
...not the massive crowd of thousands.
This is probably because they do shit like have meetings.
Bag stuff.
Guard televisions.
16. After hitting all of the good locations, you start running low on cash.
17. And although there are tons of leftovers at home, you MUST go to breakfast with your BFBFs as it's tradition.
18. You decide to stand in yet another long line for $2 DVDs that are irrelevant, or that $3 toaster you forgot to pick up.
19. And then there's the inevitable extra trip to Best Buy.
20. Since you've bought presents for everyone else, it's time to think about the things you want.
Which are...
SLEEP.
And leftovers in bed.
