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Sunglasses Get You Blow-Jobs : Internet Marketing at Its Best
My website got hit with about 15 emails/comments last night from someone in the Philippines promoting a their sunglasses shop. One of which enclosed this amazing videos about how your sunglasses can score you the perfect date that will end with a middle of the day, outdoor blow job (not kidding). I don't know about you, but every company should market this way.
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