So hack just means whatever you want it to now?
So hack just means whatever you want it to now?
Hooray for sweatshop slavery!
Your memory looks good in photographs?
Your memory looks attractive in photographs?
Jessica Stutzman doesn’t know what “photogenic” means.
The plural of “monkey” is “monkeys”, not “monkey’s”. An apostrophe is never, ever, EVER used to pluralize something. EVER. “Monkey’s” = “belonging to (a or the) monkey”.
What DOES every single one of these candles smell like. Not DO.
Why does almost every story have the SAME FORMAT. THE SAME FORMAT. I’m not convinced these weren’t all written by the SAME PERSON. THE SAME PERSON. Jesus.
What is “flesh tone”? You know flesh comes in more than one color, right?
The only people in the world who fall in love are young, thin, and mostly white. Awesome. It’s the photograph version of every romcom ever.
The Bible is a work of fiction, not history or journalism; it does not have “independent sources”.
#21 - You really don’t know the difference between an escalator and an elevator? Really? Also, “RIP” means “rest in peace”. So you ended this list with “rest in peace in peace.” Truly a staggering intellect you’re wielding.
Logan and Jess…pretty shocking how many people wish emotional abuse on Rory.
Violence, torture, murder, and oppression are violence, torture, murder, and oppression, no matter who they’re directed at - human victims or non-human victims. It’s all the same, and nothing will change as long as our sociopathic society keeps insisting that it’s okay to murder some and not others. Violence is violence. Death is death. Every living being wants to live. Every life matters, not just human.
“Panini” is plural. “Panino” is singular. If you’re going to appropriate culture and language, at least be grammatically correct when you do it.
Hey, thanks for the warning about the photograph of a mutilated, tortured animal. Super thoughtful.
“I’m so angry about the racism and virtual blackface of Thug Kitchen that I’m going to cause a whole lot of harm - including murder - to a whole lot of animals.” Sociopath.
#7: I think what you meant to say is “It’s your body and your face; do whatever the fuck you want to do with them.” Bodily autonomy.
She PORED through the texts. She didn’t POUR through them.
“All vinegar with no flavor” - precisely!
Tabasco is insipid, one-note (and a weak, vinegary note at that), and totally boring.
That is REALLY not what a loofah is.
Why do we do them the service of calling them White Nationalists instead of just calling them what they are - vicious, deluded racists?
1 sign that you’re a disrespectful, culture-appropriating racist: you’re not Native American and you use the phrase “spirit animal”. Bonus racist asshole points for taking something sacred and using it to post a bunch of gifs of rich white actors.
’80s, not ’90s.
Ring Pops were invented in 1979. NINETEEN SEVENTY NINE. 11 YEARS BEFORE 1990. Jesus Christ. Just because you put it in your mouth in the ’90s doesn’t mean it’s from the ’90s, you ignorant narcissist.
I was going to say the exact same thing. Definitely an ankle.
1) “Misandrous” isn’t a word. It’s “misandrist”. 2) Lorelei and Rory were not talking about pizza in that conversation. They’re talking about The Donna Reed Show. 3) Sloppy, basic bullshit list.
This is sociopathic. Dressing up murdered corpses? This is what sociopaths do.
Exclamation POINT, maybe? I mean, come on.
“Shots rang out” has got to be one of the laziest, most cliched sentences in all of journalism. It’s one of the hallmarks of a truly terrible, intellectually tepid writer.
It’s painfully obvious which of these were written by white people - white people who need to shut the fuck up because they don’t know what they’re talking about. Telling a brutalized, oppressed population being systematically killed off by a militarized, power-drunk police force to “grow up” about unending murder is one of the grossest, most harmful examples of ignorant white privilege I have ever seen. It’s sick that anyone thought such a thing was worthy of sharing here.
Why is some abusive asshole throwing things at a dog funny, or even appropriate?
“Get” one? Anyone who thinks of dogs this way should never adopt one. Dogs aren’t objects, things to acquire. A dog isn’t a purse or a lamp. Non-human animals are someONEs, not someTHINGs.
Parents “dating” their children will never not be totally fucking gross.
You’re super into him but don’t know how to spell his name. Awesome.
My first pap smear was around 16. The UK is seriously, murderously backwards in this area.
Someone’s never actually had coffee cake, as it does not taste like coffee and has no coffee or coffee flavor in it.
This has been around for years. No need for fresh content, eh, Buzzfeed?
Ah, yes, the abusive Jess is totally a dreamboat.