RIP Dante. You were a hero. <3
That fucking grille, ugh.
According to this, I should have been dead 20 years ago.
I see they’ve staged that cutting board with an expensive Wusthof knife - which is now probably as dull as a stick from cutting against the plastic surface.
“She likely adds stevia. That is often used in organic fat free recipes. It’s delicious.” EXCUSE ME, I HAVE STEVIA INTOLERANCE! I NEED TO BE IN A STEVIA-FREE ZONE!
Awesomely and hilariously creepy. I cannot stop watching this.
Purple Jesus: Everclear and grape juice. You WILL see the face of God just before you puke.
Patrick, I love you. Seriously, you are a real hero to a lot of people, and you have both a great sense of humor and self-confidence. Well done, sir. xo
Winner winner chicken dinner!
My birthday is April 1st. Let me tell you about crappy joke birthday presents.
Thank god Martin Freeman escaped The Curse of the Turtleneck. I think he has it written into his contract that he refuses to wear them.
She is endearingly goofy and does not take herself too seriously. I love that about her.
“Share the fantasy….Chanel No, 5” with that trippy David Hockney-esque swimming pool. Loved it.
EVERYTHING here is true. #15 = child exploitation.
Oh Claudia Jean, how I miss you. You were and are my hero.
#2 BURRITO BABIES FTW!
It’s always awkward when a boy wears the same shade of lipstick that I’m wearing. #9
#3 Sweet potato fries FTW, but ONLY those from Burgerville in Oregon and Washington state (“inconveniently located for the rest of America”).
#19: Longchamp bags are a classic. Fail.
#16: Giving new meaning to the phrase, “Fuck you sideways”.
Nothing in this movies scares me MORE than the voice of Mercedes McCambridge.
Stuff you bought that you intended to return but which has now passed the 30-day return/refund date and is just sitting there guilting you out.
I would only use bath bombs at a hotel because I did NOT want to be the one to have to clean the glitter/rose petals/confetti/fairy dust out of the bathtub. On the other hand, I loved the carnation smell of Potion but the quality control was so poor I never knew whether it was going to be barely perceptible, strong enough to fell an ox, or just right. Attempting to smell it while inside the store was futile.
I love all you girls and your “girls” -happy to know I have so many bountifully-endowed sisters out there. I am making myself a #21.
I’m with you on that one. Babies, and cilantro. Everyone in my family hates me for this.
Animal Style: somebody pees on your burger. Yeah, don’t ask for that.
Buzzfeed, shut up, we don’t need any more competition. Please amend the headline to read: THRIFT STORES = BAD MOJO FROM UNSANITARY DISCARDED CRAP! Thank you.
I think his socks are even more horrifying.
So amusing to see them all with their original facial features. Now please just fuck off and die already.
I STILL watch Valley Girl and swoon over his scenes at the beach.
If Peeps and Bacon flavored lip balms are wrong, I don’t wanna be right.