BuzzFeed - iheartchaos http://buzzfeed.com/cbz3000 BuzzFeed, Find Your New Favorite Thing en Copyright 2012 BuzzFeed, Inc. Mon, 13 Feb 2012 18:08:26 -0500 editor@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) info@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) Cameron Crow Wants You to Make Fun of We Bought a Zoo http://www.buzzfeed.com/cbz3000/cameron-crow-wants-you-to-make-fun-of-we-bought-a-7xu A guy had been twitter-stalking Cameron Crowe for some time, ragging on the director about We Bought a Zoo, and then one day, this happened.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/cbz3000/cameron-crow-wants-you-to-make-fun-of-we-bought-a-7xu Tue, 03 Jan 2012 19:29:57 -0500 A guy had been twitter-stalking Cameron Crowe for some time, ragging on the director about We Bought a Zoo, and then one day, this happened. cbz3000 adult Nigerian Man Freed After 25 Successful Bowel Movements http://www.buzzfeed.com/cbz3000/nigerian-man-freed-after-25-successful-bowel-movem-7xu Whatever the charge, I feel this should be the new standard in measuring out prison terms. Bashing mailboxes? Five bowel movements. Breaking and Entering? 100 bowel movements.

Whatever the charge, I feel this should be the new standard in measuring out prison terms. Bashing mailboxes? Five bowel movements. Breaking and Entering? 100 bowel movements.

Via: iheartchaos.com

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/cbz3000/nigerian-man-freed-after-25-successful-bowel-movem-7xu Mon, 07 Nov 2011 12:45:25 -0500 Whatever the charge, I feel this should be the new standard in measuring out prison terms. Bashing mailboxes? Five bowel movements. Breaking and Entering? 100 bowel movements. cbz3000 adult It's 2011 And This Photo Finally Exists http://www.buzzfeed.com/cbz3000/its-2011-and-this-photo-finally-exists-all-i-7xu All is right with the world. Backstage at this year’s Scream Awards, this photo happened. It really happened.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/cbz3000/its-2011-and-this-photo-finally-exists-all-i-7xu Wed, 26 Oct 2011 20:20:27 -0400 <b>All is right with the world.</b> Backstage at this year's Scream Awards, this photo happened. It really happened. cbz3000 nonadult You Could Wait Until 10pm EST Or Your Could Get Your First Look at the Nexus Prime Right Now http://www.buzzfeed.com/cbz3000/you-could-wait-until-10pm-est-or-your-could-get-yo-7xu Or Galaxy Nexus, whatever it prefers to be called these days is fine with me, as long as it comes over to my house to visit. Click through for specs.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/cbz3000/you-could-wait-until-10pm-est-or-your-could-get-yo-7xu Tue, 18 Oct 2011 12:58:05 -0400 Or Galaxy Nexus, whatever it prefers to be called these days is fine with me, as long as it comes over to my house to visit. Click through for specs. cbz3000 adult Occupy Protests Hit Toronto, Dozens Are Splashed in a Good Natured Water Gun Fight http://www.buzzfeed.com/cbz3000/occupy-protests-hit-toronto-dozens-are-splashed-i-7xu This is why the terrorists hate Canada.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/cbz3000/occupy-protests-hit-toronto-dozens-are-splashed-i-7xu Sat, 15 Oct 2011 13:58:30 -0400 This is why the terrorists hate Canada. cbz3000 adult How to Make the Slave Leia Cosplay Outfit Fun Again (NSFW) http://www.buzzfeed.com/cbz3000/how-to-make-the-slave-leia-cosplay-outfit-fun-agai-7xu NY Comic Con starts today, so if you're going to be lazy and go the Slave Leia costume route, at least step up your game by not being afraid to wear panties.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/cbz3000/how-to-make-the-slave-leia-cosplay-outfit-fun-agai-7xu Thu, 13 Oct 2011 01:27:47 -0400 NY Comic Con starts today, so if you&#39;re going to be lazy and go the Slave Leia costume route, at least step up your game by not being afraid to wear panties. cbz3000 adult "This is Totally Going On the Internet" http://www.buzzfeed.com/cbz3000/this-is-totally-going-on-the-internet-7xu Yup, right here .

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/cbz3000/this-is-totally-going-on-the-internet-7xu Tue, 11 Oct 2011 01:18:36 -0400 Yup, <a href="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsvrmkhRZc1qzozj1.jpg">right here</a>. cbz3000 adult This Goat Should Be Fired from Being a Goat http://www.buzzfeed.com/cbz3000/this-goat-should-be-fired-from-being-a-goat-7xu

Worst. Goat. Ever (Via I Heart Chaos )

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/cbz3000/this-goat-should-be-fired-from-being-a-goat-7xu Sun, 09 Oct 2011 02:01:26 -0400 Worst. Goat. Ever (Via <a href="http://www.iheartchaos.com/post/11216080881/ihc-after-dark-this-goat-should-be-fired-from">I Heart Chaos</a>) cbz3000 adult Your Star Wars Inspirational Moment of the Day http://www.buzzfeed.com/cbz3000/your-star-wars-inspirational-moment-of-the-day-7xu For all those that had to see those dumb “Why were there only one set of footprints in the sand” religious posters as a kid.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/cbz3000/your-star-wars-inspirational-moment-of-the-day-7xu Sun, 09 Oct 2011 01:39:01 -0400 For all those that had to see those dumb "Why were there only one set of footprints in the sand" religious posters as a kid. cbz3000 adult #OccupyWallStreet Protester Takes Dump On Police Car http://www.buzzfeed.com/cbz3000/wall-street-occupier-takes-a-dump-on-a-cop-car-7xu Seriously, guy, this isn't helping the cause. Okay, dropping a deuce on a cop car's pretty funny.

Via: dailymail.co.uk

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/cbz3000/wall-street-occupier-takes-a-dump-on-a-cop-car-7xu Sun, 09 Oct 2011 00:45:16 -0400 <b>Seriously, guy, this isn&#39;t helping the cause.</b> Okay, dropping a deuce on a cop car&#39;s pretty funny. cbz3000 nonadult I Came to Bed Because I Thought We Were Going to Have Sex... http://www.buzzfeed.com/cbz3000/i-came-to-bed-because-i-thought-we-were-going-to-h-7xu That spidey sense didn't warn you to the fact that all she wanted to do is talk and cuddle, did it? Stupid spidey sense.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/cbz3000/i-came-to-bed-because-i-thought-we-were-going-to-h-7xu Fri, 30 Sep 2011 05:08:24 -0400 That spidey sense didn&#39;t warn you to the fact that all she wanted to do is talk and cuddle, did it? Stupid spidey sense. cbz3000 adult Meanwhile, in America... http://www.buzzfeed.com/cbz3000/meanwhile-in-america-7xu Well at least we don't have no GD socialized healthcare.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/cbz3000/meanwhile-in-america-7xu Fri, 30 Sep 2011 05:06:07 -0400 Well at least we don&#39;t have no GD socialized healthcare. cbz3000 adult According to the Japanese Version of the Movie On DVD, the Afterlife Demons in Beetlejuice Have Names. Who Knew? http://www.buzzfeed.com/cbz3000/according-to-the-japanese-version-of-the-movie-on-7xu While watching the Japanese version of Beetlejuice on DVD, one IHC reader noticed that the demons in the afterlife have names. Why was this never on the American version? Read more on IHC

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/cbz3000/according-to-the-japanese-version-of-the-movie-on-7xu Thu, 29 Sep 2011 18:23:23 -0400 While watching the Japanese version of Beetlejuice on DVD, one IHC reader noticed that the demons in the afterlife have names. Why was this never on the American version? <a href="http://www.iheartchaos.com/post/10820167414/what-are-the-names-of-the-demons-in-beetlejuice-the">Read more on IHC</a> cbz3000 adult Facebook May Change, But Boobs Never Go Out of Style http://www.buzzfeed.com/cbz3000/facebook-may-change-but-boobs-never-go-out-of-sty-7xu Like if you like like… and who doesn't like boobs?

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/cbz3000/facebook-may-change-but-boobs-never-go-out-of-sty-7xu Thu, 22 Sep 2011 12:33:23 -0400 Like if you like like... and who doesn&#39;t like boobs? cbz3000 adult This Best Buy Circular is Only 15 Years Old, But in Tech Years, It Might As Well Be from the Stone Age http://www.buzzfeed.com/cbz3000/this-best-buy-circular-is-only-15-years-old-but-i-7xu

Movies on VHS, CD walkmen, dial-up modems… were we really that backward in 1996? How did humanity survive before iPads and smartphones, Facebook and Buzzfeed?

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/cbz3000/this-best-buy-circular-is-only-15-years-old-but-i-7xu Thu, 22 Sep 2011 01:06:54 -0400 Movies on VHS, CD walkmen, dial-up modems... were we really that backward in 1996? How did humanity survive before iPads and smartphones, Facebook and Buzzfeed? cbz3000 adult 30 Sexual Positions Based On Movie Titles http://www.buzzfeed.com/cbz3000/30-sexual-positions-based-on-movie-titles-7xu

So many movie titles could populate Urban Dictionary a hundred times over with lewd, bizarre and sometimes illegal sex acts. Damn you Hollywood and your dirty mind.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/cbz3000/30-sexual-positions-based-on-movie-titles-7xu Thu, 22 Sep 2011 01:03:11 -0400 So many movie titles could populate Urban Dictionary a hundred times over with lewd, bizarre and sometimes illegal sex acts. Damn you Hollywood and your dirty mind. cbz3000 adult There's A Secret Stack Of Pancakes On The $5 Bill http://www.buzzfeed.com/cbz3000/theres-a-secret-stack-of-pancakes-on-the-5-b-7xu Every argument ever is invalid. What sort of high level Freemason/IHOP conspiracy is this?

Via: loh-lee-tah

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/cbz3000/theres-a-secret-stack-of-pancakes-on-the-5-b-7xu Wed, 14 Sep 2011 19:27:52 -0400 <b>Every argument ever is invalid.</b> What sort of high level Freemason/IHOP conspiracy is this? cbz3000 nonadult Jesus Comforting Santa Over 9/11 http://www.buzzfeed.com/cbz3000/santa-really-took-the-911-tragedy-hard-come-here-7xu Look what you've done, terrorists. You've upset Santa. SHAME.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/cbz3000/santa-really-took-the-911-tragedy-hard-come-here-7xu Sun, 11 Sep 2011 12:57:51 -0400 <b>Look what you&#39;ve done, terrorists.</b> You&#39;ve upset Santa. SHAME. cbz3000 nonadult 26 Movies You Thought Would Suck, But Didn&#39;t http://www.buzzfeed.com/cbz3000/26-movies-you-thought-would-suck-but-didnt-7xu

Twenty six movies that define that ancient saying “Never judge a movie by its DVD cover”, even if that cover has Lindsay Lohan or Rob Schneider on it.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/cbz3000/26-movies-you-thought-would-suck-but-didnt-7xu Wed, 31 Aug 2011 12:18:42 -0400 Twenty six movies that define that ancient saying "Never judge a movie by its DVD cover", even if that cover has Lindsay Lohan or Rob Schneider on it. cbz3000 adult How to Get Banned from Disney&#39;s Club Penguin in One Easy Step http://www.buzzfeed.com/cbz3000/how-to-get-banned-from-disneys-club-penguin-i-7xu You can almost see the Club Penguin auto-ban software clutching its pearls in horror.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/cbz3000/how-to-get-banned-from-disneys-club-penguin-i-7xu Mon, 29 Aug 2011 12:48:07 -0400 You can almost see the Club Penguin auto-ban software clutching its pearls in horror. cbz3000 adult