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This is actually a fake news headline, but the sentiment is relatable.

It's just a bit of make-believe. It's all in good fun.

Yeah, I couldn't believe the caterpillar turns into a butterfly

It does help to leave it attached for a few minutes because the newborn does get some final transfer of blood/nutrients from the cord. On the other hand, immediate skin to skin contact between mom and baby has also been shown to be very important. Hopefully, it didn't take more than… Read More

Gotta make sure the mom police never see you frown.

Oh yeah, I definitely feel joyful washing the crap out of my child's cloth diapers that I got in an effort to be more eco friendly. It's such a gift literally getting another human beings shit on my hands, legs, arms, and face at times. And this is just one of the many things I do… Read More

Oh parents can accept the fact that other people don't like babies. Whatever, that's your thing. What we cannot accept is that just because you don't want to encounter children in public, this somehow means that families and children cannot go out in public. There are restaurants… Read More

Yeah, parents with babies need to travel sometimes too. The airplane is not just for you.

I can understand that you need quiet time -that's something true of most people, but the trouble with public places is that they are for everyone. You can hardly think that you deserve it more than a family that is trying to enjoy some time out as well and not call yourself self-centered.… Read More

Also, to your original point, I'm not sure how having the marriage before the children would stop children from interrupting another wedding in the future when they have to poo.