Why You Should Never Date A Jazz Boyfriend

In this snappy, short anthem, Brooklyn-based art rock quartet Mindtroll outlines why you should never ever date a Jazz Boyfriend.

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  • whiskeybismol   Why You Should Never Date A Jazz Boyf... and thinks it’s a Poor Decision  about a year ago
  • C R   Why You Should Never Date A Jazz Boyf... and thinks it’s Ew  about a year ago
  • Gosh, you guys, this is all clearly in good fun. Lighten up!

    Rohin Guha
    a year ago
  • Rohin Guha   Why You Should Never Date A Jazz Boyf... and thinks it’s OMG, Cute & Geeky  about a year ago
  • Slappy M.   Why You Should Never Date A Jazz Boyf...  about a year ago
  • laurenm12   Why You Should Never Date A Jazz Boyf... and thinks it’s OMG  about a year ago
  • isn't it embarrassing when a giant turd like this criticizes one of the highest forms of musical expression? a pox on these slackers!

    Jonny B
    a year ago
  • Plastic Watch   Why You Should Never Date A Jazz Boyf... and thinks it’s Ew  about a year ago
  • I'd rather listen to jazz than this pseudo-intelligent indie rock bullshit.

    supitsthor
    a year ago
  • Air quotes? Really?

    Aaron Murray
    a year ago
  • reechard   Why You Should Never Date A Jazz Boyf... and thinks it’s Ew  about a year ago
  • you lost me at 'brooklyn based art-rock quartet”

    robosushi
    a year ago
  • MINDTROLL=
    singer - instrument + puffy sleeves
    drummer - throne + elementary beats
    guitar player - talent + giraffe pajamas
    accordion player - shame + lederhosen This equation (and this band) sucks.

    Denise Flores
    a year ago
  • Denise Flores   Why You Should Never Date A Jazz Boyf... and thinks it’s Ew  about a year ago
  • cammiller11 thinks Why You Should Never Date A Jazz Boyf... is Trashy  about a year ago
  • niinap   Why You Should Never Date A Jazz Boyf... and thinks it’s LOL & Cute  about a year ago
  • Ellen   Why You Should Never Date A Jazz Boyf... and thinks it’s Cute  about a year ago
  • Jazz boyfriends always taking things way too seriously

    Ellen
    a year ago
  • Ouch!! Pull the plug!

    Joe P. Antone
    a year ago
  • Joe Pepper   Why You Should Never Date A Jazz Boyf... and thinks it’s Ew  about a year ago
  • Abby J. thinks Why You Should Never Date A Jazz Boyf... is WTF & Ew  about a year ago
  • Bob Builder, The   Why You Should Never Date A Jazz Boyf...  about a year ago
  • Why You Should Never Date A Jazz Boyf... was rebuzzed by tarjap  about a year ago
  • tarjap   Why You Should Never Date A Jazz Boyf...  about a year ago
  • Hipster musicians hate jazz musicians, the original hipsters, because it reminds them that they are actually just awkward looking, caucasian, nuclear-family ex-suburbanites who suck at music so they play accordion ironically in a punk band where talent is irrelevant to the goal, which is to rebel, against hipper, well-practiced musicians, as seen here in exhibit A.

    Austin Found
    a year ago
  • how about “untalented girlfriend”?

    Nate Maldonado
    a year ago
  • I'm sure this 'art rock quartet' girl goes to some awesome art rock shows, because she's soooo cool.  This really, really blows.

    roll85
    a year ago
  • mrossana thinks Why You Should Never Date A Jazz Boyf... is LOL  about a year ago
  • citizenjane thinks Why You Should Never Date A Jazz Boyf... is LOL  about a year ago
  • Lion thinks Why You Should Never Date A Jazz Boyf... is Trashy  about a year ago
  • Tia D.   +  Why You Should Never Date A Jazz Boyf...  about a year ago
  • It's not that bad having a jazz boyfriend. The worst part is the jazz trances. If he's listening to Sun Ra, there's no reaching him that day.

    Tia
    a year ago
  • Raquel R.   Why You Should Never Date A Jazz Boyf...  about a year ago
  • JKSxo   Why You Should Never Date A Jazz Boyf...  about a year ago
  • hamtib   Why You Should Never Date a Jazz Boyf... and thinks it’s LOL  about a year ago
  • Mr. G thinks Why You Should Never Date a Jazz Boyf... is Ew  about a year ago
  • benb12   Why You Should Never Date a Jazz Boyf...  about a year ago
  • Eduardo M.   Why You Should Never Date a Jazz Boyf... and thinks it’s Cute, LOL & OMG  about a year ago

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