Gosh, you guys, this is all clearly in good fun. Lighten up!

isn't it embarrassing when a giant turd like this criticizes one of the highest forms of musical expression? a pox on these slackers!

I'd rather listen to jazz than this pseudo-intelligent indie rock bullshit.

Air quotes? Really?

you lost me at 'brooklyn based art-rock quartet”

MINDTROLL=
singer - instrument + puffy sleeves
drummer - throne + elementary beats
guitar player - talent + giraffe pajamas
accordion player - shame + lederhosen This equation (and this band) sucks.

Jazz boyfriends always taking things way too seriously

Ouch!! Pull the plug!

Hipster musicians hate jazz musicians, the original hipsters, because it reminds them that they are actually just awkward looking, caucasian, nuclear-family ex-suburbanites who suck at music so they play accordion ironically in a punk band where talent is irrelevant to the goal, which is to rebel, against hipper, well-practiced musicians, as seen here in exhibit A.

how about “untalented girlfriend”?

I'm sure this 'art rock quartet' girl goes to some awesome art rock shows, because she's soooo cool.  This really, really blows.