I was wondering why I got so many views on my videos.

dumb. not funny.

Badly translated lyrics (my Italian's not that good):
“My name is Comma (Virgola), I am a kitten, I am the star of the mobile phone. Closed parentheses (!?). Who knows who it is? If you don't answer this you will never know.” It's some sort of ad/ringtone for a mobile company, and it seems to annoy the shit out of most Italians, hence the demonic versions.

Nightmare: scheduled.

decimate the evil kittens

The kitten's name is Virgola, which means “comma” in Italian. It's singing about parentheses and picking up the phone.

Play them all at once for best effect.

Jesus Christ, I felt like they were trying to eat my soul.