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    {Mildly NSFW} If You Didn't Already Know What a Merkin Is...You Are Welcome | Craftastrophe

    These unique fuzzy merkins come in a variety of colors (and cuts)! They look to be really nicely made pieces, but so bizarre that they deserve a feature. And WOW they do not pop out as big sellers. I don’t know. Maybe a lonely heart somewhere will stumble upon this listing and fuzzy faux-fur merkins will become her new secret fetish. She will don a different color every day and keep it secretly hidden under her sweatpants. It will give her the inner confidence to change her life. Her merkin will be the Towanda to her Kathy Bates. (Am I the only one who recently watched Fried Green Tomatoes?)