19 Reasons Why Being Lactose Intolerant Is The Absolute Worst

Because not being able to consume dairy products is the worst thing that could ever happen to you.

1. You can't eat ice cream to solve your problems

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2. You can NEVER go on an ice cream/fro-yo date again

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3. Because sorbet is stupid and unbecoming

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4. Soy milk on Coca Puffs just isn't the same....

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5. Bacon ice cream is still a fantasy for you

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6. You're always THAT person when eating out

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7. "I'll have the bacon-cheddar burger...hold the cheese"

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8. "Maybe I'll just have one bite" will be your famous last words

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9. "Maybe I'm growing out of it!"...... Yeah, mhm, sure.

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10. No pizza, ever.

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11. You're halfway to being vegan

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12. Seriously, no pizza - ever!

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13. You will NEVER get to eat an entire carton of this future legend

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Yes...we're sure there's dairy in it.

14. "Are you sure you don't want any cream cheese for your bagel?

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"Are you sure you want to keep selling bagels for the rest of your life, asshole?"

15. "Any whip with your soy latte?"

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"If I was going to order whip cream, I probably wouldn't have ordered a soy latte. But thanks for reminding me of what I can't have, jerk off."

16. Melted cheese still has dairy in it

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So you can forget about that Quesarito from Freebirds.

17. You have to pretend grilled cheese sandwiches don't exist

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18. Vegan/soy cheese......

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19. And, just ICYMI: NO PIZZA FOR YOU!

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