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10. The Painful Yet Effective Solution
From mo092, who chose to ignore the “deadly” part of “deadly spikes.”
12. The Starfish Solution
From cnrduffy, who took a hint from starfish, which eat by ejecting their stomachs outside of their bodies.
13. The Flamethrower Solution
I question the physics of zrahim’s solution, but the concept of “liquidised cake” is intriguing.
20. The Third Wall Solution
From ciarar, with the caption “You are all idiots if you didn’t think about the third wall.”
25. The Richie Rich Solution
From tomthealiencat with the caption “The “Richie Rich” treatment, looking down from above.”