“I pledge never to post anything about Charlie Sheen ever again.” Pleeeeeeeeease…can we make this a Buzzfeed policy across the board?! I’m so, so, SO VERY sick of hearing about Charlie God Damn Sheen everywhere 9000 times a day. I don’t wanna see his fuckin worn-out coke-addict saggy face again unless he OD’s and drowns in a sloppy hooker’s herpes hole. Or if he dies in some other ridiculously idiotic way. I don’t care, just die already you dumb crazy fuck.