Totally did number 82 to myself last week, except it was a staple gun and 1.75 inch staple. Went straight through… yay carpentry.

#67 is the real reason why I don't like heights.

Rofl, #40.

oh god #10 D:
and the tampon thing has happened. not a big deal, it just kinda pops out…

I think I speak for most women when I say #49 would be particularly traumatic… or at least “Oh sh!t, what do I do now?”

“101. i'll get paid money just for writing things down and framing them whilst other poor bastards are busting their asses at university and ending up working in call centres”

It's funny how it's 30 things that might horribly wrong, but the list goes up to 91.

“chased by wolves” only a problem if caught - escape and you're pretty damn awesome.

Most of these are less horrible and more annoying or inconveniencing.

i'm pretty sure everyone sat up when reading the one about permanent curvature of the spine…