Twitter Has Intense Fangirl Meltdown Over Beyoncé’s Surprise New Album

Beyoncé dropped a new album and nobody expected it to happen. The internet obviously exploded.

1. You may have heard that Beyoncé released a brand-new video album early this morning.

2. As the world has been waiting quite a long time for new Beyoncé music, Twitter had to breathe in a bag when everyone realizd that not only are there 17 new songs, but 14 new videos to worship.

5. She collaborated with her baby, which no one could handle.

BEYONCÉ FUCKING COLLABORATED WITH HER BABY. I DO NOT HAVE THE TIME FOR BLUE IVY SLAYING THIS EARLY.

— alexandergold (@Alex Goldschmidt)

Let it sink in that 2-year-old Blue Ivy Carter already has a verse on a Beyonce song, once again proving she is more powerful than us all.

— afroman76 (@Laurence Turner)

AWWWWWWW OMFG BLUE IVY'S PART OHHHH SO CUTE OHHH

— BatmansHooker (@Rick Grimes)

I mean 'Blue ft. Blue Ivy' - is this real life?! #beyonce

— RyanJL (@Ryan Love)

Blue Ivy out here shittin' on y'all infants

— ohrelly_ (@Juh-Rale)

11. It caused some to question what they’ve been doing with their lives.

I can barely make my bed in the morning. @beyonce is on a world tour and puts out an album and a shit ton of videos. what am i doing?

— chescaleigh (@Franchesca Ramsey)

Beyoncé made more money in the past hour than I have in my whole life.

— alivingiano (@Alison G Vingiano)

13. For others, listening to Bey’s new music was a religious experience.

if you play the new beyonce album backwards you will hear a message from jesus himself

— alucci (@Amanda Lucci)

I don't want to sound like a crazy stan, but listening to Beyonce's new album is why we were put on this earth

— JarettSays (@Jarett Wieselman)

I literally can't remember my life before Beyoncé and I don't ever want to imagine a world after. Is this what religion feels like?

— regajha (@Rega Jha)

I'd like to thank not only God but also Jesus for letting Beyonce his only daughter come down to earth

— GOODNESSaidan (@Medusalith Amaquelin)

17. And it became clear that Beyoncé is the internet’s overlord.

If Beyoncé told you to kill 3 people, what kind of weapon would you use?

— JeanGreasy (@LIFE WITH JEANNIE)

18. Of course, many thought Bey’s surprise was the ultimate way of throwing shade at her “competition.”

'"Stripped of gimmicks, teasers and marketing campaigns, this project is truly about art before hype." - Beyonce." omg the gaga shade

— drugproblem (@van der woodsen)

It's like Beyonce let all the other females drop their records and then was like "Okay. Are y'all done now?"

— kingsleyyy (@Kingsley)

Beyoncé just shitted on everyone's career without any warning

— mvrtine (@Martine)

Bet Gaga's like, 'you clever, clever bitch' #Beyonce

— steveleng (@Stephen Leng)

Somewhere, deep in her egg, Lady Gaga is placing a call to Olivia Pope.

— chocobohomo (@Joan of Snark)

Stop comparing every album with ARTPOP. Stop comparing Beyonce's new album with ARTPOP. Gaga and Beyonce are two different artists. OMFG

— HeyItsMeSimon (@Simon †)

24. Some harsh truths were also revealed.

beyonce just fucked over all of your 2013 listicles

— tavitulle (@Tavi Gevinson)

25. But it was really important for everyone to know that the album drop was NOT A DRILL.

This is not a drill. I repeat, @Beyonce's 5th album is out on iTunes. IN FULL. Beyoncé is all like .....

— JamesHarness (@James Harness)

BEYONCÉ JUST DROPPED AN ENTIRE ALBUM ON @ITUNESMUSIC. NOT A DRILL. https://t.co/fo62Z5FFXv

— MuuMuse (@Bradley Stern)

THIS IS NOT A DRILL: @Beyonce has released a brand new album http://t.co/KTET7RXqJS

— CELEBUZZ (@CELEBUZZ)

This is not a drill! @beyonce's new album is on iTunes now!! http://t.co/JEGyE1ERrW

— idolator (@idolator dot com)

BEYONCE HAS JUST RELEASED A NEW SECRET ALBUM. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

— ShowbizSECRETS (@*)

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. BEYONCÉ JUST SURPRISED THE WORLD WITH A NEW ALBUM.

— michaeljchr (@M.J.C.)

BEYONCÉ JUST RELEASED HER FIFTH ALBUM EVERYBODY THIS IS NOT A DRILL

— MattBellassai (@Matt Bellassai)

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. BEYONCE RELEASED HER NEW SELF-TITLED ALBUM!!!! http://t.co/vzd3lD4gNI

— JaredEng (@Just Jared)

Beyoncé's new album was just released on iTunes. THIS IS NOT A DRILL PEOPLE.

— NYULocal (@NYU Local)

34. Just, OMFG!

Beyoncé OMFG I CANT BREATH THE QUEEN OF ALL QUEENS FINALLY RELEASED NEW MUSIC SOMEONE HOLD ME AGQINSJEDO

— TTLYTEALA (@Teala Dunn)

BEYONCE IS SO DAMN SMART OMFG

— NiallsPits (@inactive af)

GURL BEYONCE BE RAPPING IN HAUNTED OMFG >>>>>>>>>>

— HeyItsMeSimon (@Simon †)

37. I mean like, DYING!

OMFG Beyoncé is killing it in every vid I'm dying

— cilantro_hoe (@u already kno)

BEYONCE RELEASES A FULL 32 TRACK SELF TITLED ALBUM ONLY PROMO WAS A PIC OF FRIED CHICKEN ON HER TUMBLR I AM DYING

— BOYTWEETSWORLDX (@BEENYONCE)

WOW BEYONCE KILLIN THE GAME. HOW. WITH THESE VIDEOS....IN THE ALBUM IM DYING.

— chippy_nonstop (@OG KUSHY NONSTOP)

40. #DYING

Mine #Beyonce #Drake #dying

— msleamicheIee (@cANONnball)

I'm literally FUH-REAKING OUT over this new #BEYONCE... The music vids?!!?! I CANT HANDLE THIS MUCH FIERENESS.... #NOJOKE #DYING

— ddlovato (@demetria lovato)

#BEYONCE #QueenBey #IWANTTOBEHER #OBSESSED #DrunkInLove #DYING #LessonsBeyonceTaughtMe #everything

— sweet_n_lo2 (@Lo)

“@ddlovato: I'm literally FUH-REAKING OUT over this new #BEYONCE... The music vids?!!?! I CANT HANDLE THIS MUCH FIERENESS.... #NOJOKE #DYING

— TaneishaFacey (@Taneisha Facey)

Beyoncé HOLY SHIT,YOU ***^#$^#@^ \ #DYING

— Lolax_styles (@Lola‏)

Beyonce calls Jay Z Daddy #dying

— 5harsss (@Shar)

OMG @Beyonce #surprisesurprise #newalbum #dying #BEYONCE #onrepeat #genius

— OfficialCartier (@Cartier Lee)

47. But, alas, not everyone is a fan.

Beyonce, lord of the rings, bacon, cats--what do these things have in common? All overrated on the internet

— noahtavlin (@noah fence)

Beyonce is one of the most overrated artists ever.

— biancabullets (@fuck bianca)

I really don't listen to Beyoncé like that so i don't care.

— CrystalBosset (@Crystal)

I don't like beyonce

— RedWolfEntity (@DEADSIED)

Beyoncé. I don't have anything else to add, I just like to keep NASA relevant. Go science.

— SarcasticRover (@SarcasticRover)

52. Although it doesn’t matter, she has plenty of famous fans out there.

Sexiest woman ON THE PLANET... and WHO DIRECTED THESE VIDEOS?!!? #OBSESSED #BEYONCE #imightbeobsessedwithher #IWANTTOBEHER

— ddlovato (@demetria lovato)

So my sister is a fucking G. Beyoncé , the visual album out now.

— solangeknowles (@solange knowles)

i just bought a new Beyonce album at two in the morning. is that weird?

— iamMarkRonson (@Mark Ronson)

Y'all alright? #theslayage #beyonce #nitenite

— RealMichelleW (@Michelle Williams)

This #Beyonce album is everything. Can I be her? #PrettyHurts

— Sarah_Hyland (@Sarah Hyland)

Imagine how hyped I am about @beyonce dropping her album!!! sooooo many tunes

— RochelleTheSats (@Rochelle Humes)

my girl @beyonce just changed d game !! RT @whoopthis: Beyoncé b craaaayze... #getcultured http://t.co/fuW4kZ2BKv

— SnoopDogg (@Snoop Dogg)

60. But, ultimately, Twitter is the happiest it’s been in DAYS. Thank you, Beyoncé, for giving Twitter life.

The face Beyoncé makes when she first utters BOW DOWN is giving me so much life

— heavenrants (@Heben Nigatu)

Cancel the Grammys!!!!!! Beyonce already won life!

— mrLdavis (@Jason Waterfalls)

WHY IS BEYONCE SO AMAZING?!?!?!?1 IS SHE EVEN REAL LIFE?!?!!?

— AlexandraK_P (@Alexandra Pringle)

HOLY SHIT BEYONCÉ JUST RELEASED HER NEW ALBUM OH MY GOD I AM CRYING WHAT IS LIFE WHAT IS AIR OH MY GOD.

— sassy_sebby (@Sebastián)

i have no idea what to do with my life at the moment! Beyonce is LIFE

— bellacaven (@Bella Caven)
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