Here are some explicit content warnings for HBO shows that are actually helpful. Now here's a blog post you'll actually relate to! Especially the one about The Wire.
Sofia Vergara, from TV's Modern Family, makes an awkward joke about being raped at 13 while talking to the ladies from The View. Maybe “rape” means something else in Colombia? Something hilarious, and not horrible and tragic.
TV Buzz With the recent success of ABC's V and AMC's The Prisoner, it's easy to imagine other networks will want to remake some classic Sc-Fi shows in time for next season. Here are 6 classic and campy Sci-Fi shows that are ready to be remade into over-produced TV dramas:
This is incredible. [Editor's Note: Spoilers, obviously. And cussing. Lots of cussing. Enjoy.] Gotcha Media
This is an unused clip from the MTV show Styl'D that was too weird to make air. In this scene Tara licks her bosses glasses, puts her toothbrush in the toilet, and spits in her orange juice. She is absolutely disgusting.
Bill O'Reilly asks Lou Dobbs (earnestly, in prime time). Because Sarah Palin does not have a monopoly on this week's ridiculous Republican talk show fun. There's room in the ratings for everyone.
TV Buzz God Loves You: Zach Galifianakis' award-winning television show has returned, this time with an Easy button that plays crickets. (Also Conan O'Brien and Andy Richter.)
A continuing series. (Congrats also to John Stamos, who finally got his Walk of Fame Star today. Damn straight.)
TV Buzz Pretty sure she had some of whatever the Ewoks were drinking. (I see a Today Show Holiday Reunion Special in our future.)
I can't believe I didn't see the image the first time I watched it!
1970s British PSA warns against the dangers of mantraps. Yeah, that's right.
TV Buzz Yet another important lesson from public access television. Mouse ball maintenance: the cornerstone of free speech and SNL sketches.
We all had a laugh when Lauren Upton botched her geography and slaughtered the English language in front of the whole world. You've got to give her credit, though. She certainly has a sense of humor.
TV Buzz …while singing The Star-Spangled Banner in harmony. If you need reasons, it has something to do with Colbert having shaved his head in Iraq and Woody being in a movie about Iraq (The Messenger). I can't explain the a capella.
TV Buzz Miracle Whip ran this full page newspaper ad bragging about how they were going to buy up all the ad time during The Colbert Report yesterday. Last night, Stephen Colbert responded by pointing out their flawed logic.
TV Buzz Kami, the HIV-positive 5-year-old orphan who appears regularly on South African Sesame Street, finally debuts on American Sesame Street, but to much controversy. She's cute! But should five-year-olds wear green eyeshadow??
In her face, to be exact. This is actually 100% safe for work. CBS, your go-to source for PG Morning Show Bukkake. (via Warming Glow)
TV Buzz Blame Ryan (and Pete) if you have to. Mindy Kaling really has to prefer this write up.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/u_s_deports_lou_dobbs
The Onion reveals the real reason Dobbs quit CNN. “Acting on anonymous tips from within the Hispanic-American community, U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials on Wednesday deported Luis Miguel Salvador Aguila Dominguez, who for the last 48 years had been living illegally in the United States under the name Lou Dobbs.”
Carrie Prejean was on Larry King last night and she kept on threatening to walk out because Larry was being “inappropriate.” This may be the most bizarre 2 minutes of Larry King Live ever.