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<p>&#8220;The Middle&#8221; taught us everything we needed to know about how to have a happy and fulfilling life.</p>




 
 
 
	<h1>Lesson 1: Don&#39;t give up on your dreams.</h1>

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	<h1>Lesson 2: Realize you&#39;re more self conscious about things than you ought to be.</h1>

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	<h1>Lesson 3: Give everything your best effort.</h1>

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	<h1>Lesson 4: Be diligent.</h1>

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<p>Yes, there was a time when being rich enough to own both a Sega Genesis and Super Nintendo was a really big thing.</p>





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	<h1>It was all a dream / I used to read Word Up magazine</h1>

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<title>23 Life-Affirming Lana Del Rey Lyrics</title>
<link>http://www.buzzfeed.com/louispeitzman/life-affirming-lana-del-rey-lyrics</link>
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<p>She might be a modern-day prophet.</p>




 
 
 
	

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 <p><small>Source:&nbsp;<a rel="nofollow" href="http://lyrc-s.tumblr.com/post/45869988694" class="has_icon icon_tumblr">lyrc-s.tumblr.com</a></small></p>









 
 
 
	

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 <p><small>Source:&nbsp;<a rel="nofollow" href="http://perksofthinking.tumblr.com/post/40961473658" class="has_icon icon_tumblr">perksofthinking.tumblr.com</a></small></p>









 
 
 
	

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 <p><small>Source:&nbsp;<a rel="nofollow" href="http://you-will-be-a-memory.tumblr.com/post/50817371591" class="has_icon icon_tumblr">you-will-be-a-memory.tumblr.com</a></small></p>




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<link>http://www.buzzfeed.com/catesish/so-you-want-to-start-a-mumford-band</link>
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<p>Grab some friends, grow a mustache, and follow these simple instructions.</p>





 
 
	

	 	  <iframe width="560" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/as4O2ZorKP8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen"></iframe>
	  
	


 <p><small>Source:&nbsp;<a rel="nofollow" href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=as4O2ZorKP8" class="has_icon icon_youtube">youtube.com</a> &nbsp;/&nbsp; via: <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.paisleybeard.com/2013/05/start-mumford-band-key-of-awesome.html" class="">paisleybeard.com</a></small></p>










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<pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 17:23:29 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>The Wait For New Beyonc&#xE9; Music Is Over</title>
<link>http://www.buzzfeed.com/azafar/the-wait-for-new-beyonce-music-is-over</link>
<description><![CDATA[

<p>The diva&#8217;s a &#8220;Grown Woman&#8221; on her new song. And she&#8217;s fierce.</p>





 
 
	<h1>"I&#39;m a groooowwwwn woman, I do whatever I want." Yes, yes, you do, Queen Bey.</h1>

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	<p>The track was first teased during her <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/perpetua/beyonce-confronts-her-past-selves-in-a-pepsi-ad">Pepsi commercial</a>, but the full version surfaced on Soundcloud last night (though it was later pulled down). "Grown Woman" is reportedly co-written by The-Dream and produced by Timbaland, and if this is any indication for what the rest of the album sounds like, we&#39;re already in good shape.</p>


 <p><small>Source:&nbsp;<a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=mlctxev8cLE" class="has_icon icon_youtube">youtube.com</a></small></p>










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<pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 10:32:38 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Everything Non-Europeans Need To Know About Eurovision</title>
<link>http://www.buzzfeed.com/ellievhall/everything-americans-need-to-know-about-eurovision</link>
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<p>A guide to the annual WTF event that is the Eurovision Song Contest.</p>




 
 
 
	<h1>Once a year, the internet becomes flooded with ridiculously strange/awesome images, GIFs, and music videos that resemble nothing so much as <i>American Idol</i> on LSD.</h1>

   <p><img src="http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr03/2013/5/20/10/anigif_enhanced-buzz-30402-1369059941-13.gif" width="600" height="335" alt="Once a year, the internet becomes flooded with ridiculously strange/awesome images, GIFs, and music videos that resemble nothing so much as American Idol on LSD." /></p>
 
	


 <p><small>Source:&nbsp;<a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/ellievhall/the-most-absurd-moments-of-eurovision-2013" class="">ellievhall</a></small></p>









 
 
 
	<h1>Europeans on the internet tell us that this is something called the "Eurovision Song Contest," although most people just call it "Eurovision."</h1>

   <p><img src="http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr03/2013/5/20/10/enhanced-buzz-30353-1369060606-29.jpg" width="500" height="334" alt="Europeans on the internet tell us that this is something called the &quot;Eurovision Song Contest,&quot; although most people just call it &quot;Eurovision.&quot;" /></p>
 
	


 <p><small>Source:&nbsp;<a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/babushki" class="has_icon icon_tumblr">Tumblr.com</a></small></p>









 
 
 
	

   <p><img src="http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr02/2013/5/20/16/enhanced-buzz-32614-1369081153-21.jpg" width="500" height="263" alt="" /></p>
 
	


 <p><small>Source:&nbsp;<a rel="nofollow" href="http://bootymistress.tumblr.com/post/50799383271/a-summary-eurovision-for-anybody-that-ever-wondered" class="has_icon icon_tumblr">bootymistress.tumblr.com</a></small></p>









 
 
 
	

   <p><img src="http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr03/2013/5/20/15/enhanced-buzz-6779-1369079846-0.jpg" width="569" height="447" alt="" /></p>
 
	


 <p><small>Source:&nbsp;<a rel="nofollow" href="http://abritishtimelord.tumblr.com/post/50811730991/a-summary-eurovision-for-anybody-that-ever-wondered" class="has_icon icon_tumblr">abritishtimelord.tumblr.com</a></small></p>




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<pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 04:19:01 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Watch Carrie Brownstein&#x27;s Commercial For American Express</title>
<link>http://www.buzzfeed.com/verymuchso/watch-carrie-brownsteins-commercial-for-american-express</link>
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<p>The Portlandia star and member of riot grrrl royalty plays a slew of kooky characters in a credit card advertisement.</p>




 
 
 
	<h1>This is Carrie Brownstein. She stars in <i>Portlandia</i>, is the frontwoman for Wild Flag, and is an ex-member of classic riot grrl band Sleater-Kinney.</h1>

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	<p>On the minute chance you might not recognize her, Carrie&#39;s an amazing guitarist, comedic actress, and all-around rad person. She&#39;s been established in the alternative music world for over three decades now and continues to make imaginative, awesome work.</p>


 <p><small>Via: <a rel="nofollow" href="http://stereogum.com/1352711/watch-carrie-brownsteins-american-express-commercial/franchises/commercial-appeal/" class="">stereogum.com</a></small></p>










 
 
	<h1>Now her career includes a commercial for American Express.</h1>

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	<p>She plays very <i>Portlandia</i>-esque mini-characters, including a vinyl aficionado. It&#39;s definitely an unexpected move for her, and one that might be criticized by her more diehard anti-corporate fans, but here&#39;s the thing: She&#39;s a genius who has long since paid her DIY dues. Given that fact, who better to get that paper (or plastic)?</p>


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<pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 03:08:31 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Get Ready To Play This Beautiful Cover Of Grimes On Repeat</title>
<link>http://www.buzzfeed.com/verymuchso/get-ready-to-play-this-beautiful-cover-of-grimes-on-repeat</link>
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<p>Katie and Allison Crutchfield of Waxahatchee and Swearin&#8217; make all your wildest indie pop crossover dreams come true on Rookie .</p>




 
 
 
	<h1>Please familiarize yourself with Katie and Allison Crutchfield, because they&#39;re about to make you very happy.</h1>

   <p><img src="http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr06/2013/5/20/16/enhanced-buzz-13704-1369082061-0.jpg" width="580" height="579" alt="Please familiarize yourself with Katie and Allison Crutchfield, because they&amp;#39;re about to make you very happy." /></p>
 
	


 <p><small>Source:&nbsp;<a rel="nofollow" href="Minna Gilligan" class="">Minna Gilligan</a> &nbsp;/&nbsp; via: <a rel="nofollow" href="http://rookiemag.com/2013/05/theme-song-katie-and-allison-crutchfield/" class="">rookiemag.com</a></small></p>









 <p>Katie Crutchfield, who plays dreamy, pretty pop in the solo project Waxahatchee, and her twin sister Allison, the frontwoman for the raucous band Swearin', are incredible artists individually. So it&#39;s pretty awesome that they&#39;ve combined their special powers to record a cover of Grimes&#39;s already-amazing "Oblivion" for the teenage girls&#39; site <a href="http://rookiemag.com/"><i>Rookie</i></a> (disclosure: I write for <i>Rookie</i> occasionally). If you&#39;ve heard even one of those three musical projects before, you&#39;re probably really excited about what you just read, and if not, get ready for a nice introduction to some really good stuff.</p>












 
 
	<h1>Make sure you&#39;re prepared to not listen to anything else today after you hit play on this track.</h1>

	 
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	<p>God bless Waxahatchee, Swearin&#39;, Grimes, <i>Rookie</i>, and the world in general for bestowing this brilliance upon us.</p>


 <p><small>Source:&nbsp;<a rel="nofollow" href="http://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F93062442&show_artwork=true" class="">w.soundcloud.com</a> &nbsp;/&nbsp; via: <a rel="nofollow" href="http://rookiemag.com/2013/05/theme-song-katie-and-allison-crutchfield/" class="">rookiemag.com</a></small></p>










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<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 23:53:34 -0400</pubDate>
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    <media:description type="html">God bless Waxahatchee, Swearin&#x26;#39;, Grimes, &#x3C;i&#x3E;Rookie&#x3C;/i&#x3E;, and the world in general for bestowing this brilliance upon us.</media:description>
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<title>Cher Is The Goddess Of Pop (And Everything Else In The World)</title>
<link>http://www.buzzfeed.com/verymuchso/cher-is-the-goddess-of-pop-and-everything-else-in-the-world</link>
<description><![CDATA[

<p>From her four-decade musical career to her genius Twitter account, there are many, many reasons to appreciate the wonder of Cher.</p>




 










 
 
 
	<h1>Get ready, because we&#39;re about to have a Cher-abration.</h1>

   <p><img src="http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr06/2013/5/20/11/enhanced-buzz-14610-1369063248-4.jpg" width="500" height="375" alt="Get ready, because we&amp;#39;re about to have a Cher-abration." /></p>
 
	


 <p><small>Via: <a rel="nofollow" href="http://fuckyeahcher.tumblr.com/post/3357222630/cher" class="has_icon icon_tumblr">fuckyeahcher.tumblr.com</a></small></p>









 
 
 
	<h1>So gather your closest friends and get ready to believe.</h1>

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	<p>This woman is magic, and we&#39;re about to experience her glory in full.</p>


 <p><small>Via: <a rel="nofollow" href="http://cher-gifs.tumblr.com/post/10318800509" class="has_icon icon_tumblr">cher-gifs.tumblr.com</a></small></p>









 
 
 
	<h1>Her majestic career began in the &#39;60s with Sonny Bono and enormous hair.</h1>

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	<p>Together, these two ruled both television and radio throughout the last half of the decade.</p>


 <p><small>Via: <a rel="nofollow" href="http://thegoddesscher.tumblr.com/post/40433441245" class="has_icon icon_tumblr">thegoddesscher.tumblr.com</a></small></p>




<hr /><p><a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/verymuchso/cher-is-the-goddess-of-pop-and-everything-else-in-the-world">View Entire List &rsaquo;</a></p>





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<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 17:53:36 -0400</pubDate>
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<p>Feel like all weather should be delivered via Tenacious D.</p>





 
 
	

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	<h1>See, this is the type of professionalism we&#39;re missing out on by not having Tenacious D doing the weather.</h1>

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<title>Here&#x27;s An Exclusive Image From A Musical By The Creators Of Gorillaz</title>
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	<h1>For anyone missing new music from the Gorillaz, the show should be a treat: it&#39;s composed by Damon Albarn, and features animation and design by Jamie Hewlett.</h1>

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 <p>The musical will make its New York debut opening this year's Lincoln Center Festival, with 27 show dates throughout July.</p><p>Directed by opera and film director Chen Shi-Zheng, <a href="http://monkeyjourneytothewest.com/"><i>Monkey: Journey to the West</i></a> is based on the classic 16th century Chinese folktale, "Journey to the West." The show first debuted in London at the O2 theater in 2007, and has also been performed in Paris, and in 2008 at the Spoleto Festival USA in South Carolina. </p><p><i>Monkey</i> is the story of a monk named Tripitaka, who travels from China to India in search of sacred Buddhist scriptures. He&#39;s joined by the Monkey King and a band of animal protectors on his journey, through a slew of various adventures and obstacles. </p><p>The 100-minute show looks like it&#39;s a visual trip: an opera-scale musical that&#39;s a mix of Cirque du Soleil and Japanese anim&eacute;. Chinese vocalists, acrobats, circus acts, and dance numbers are set against an elaborate stage design, with cartoon animation from Hewlett.</p>











 
 
 
	<h1>Here&#39;s an exclusive portrait of the Monkey King, which Hewlett designed for the U.S. run of the show.</h1>

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	<p>It&#39;s <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2012/apr/07/damon-albarn-gorillaz-heroin-blur">hard to know</a> when Albarn and Hewlett may work together again, so this could be the last collaboration we see from those two for quite awhile, if ever. </p><p>The musical will run from July 6 to 28, and you can get tickets at the <a href="http://www.lincolncenterfestival.com/current-season/monkey-journey-to-the-west?show_date=2013-07-06%2020:00:00">Lincoln Center</a> website.</p>


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<title>What Was The Deal With Kid Rock At The Billboard Music Awards?</title>
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	<h1>Kid Rock presented the Top Rap Song award at the Billboard Music Awards Sunday and it was something.</h1>

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	<h1>He started off by calling out everyone for lip syncing.</h1>

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	<h1>And then he dropped the mike.</h1>

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	<h1>Just like that. Boom.</h1>

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<title>Justin Bieber And Miley Cyrus Have The Same Haircut</title>
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<p>They were on the stage at the same time at the Billboard Music Awards and you couldn&#8217;t help but notice the similarities.</p>




 










 
 
 
	

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	<h1>Tracy Morgan hosted.</h1>

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	<h1>Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne are still a thing.</h1>

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	<h1>Taylor Swift wore a shirt with a unicorn on it.</h1>

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 <p><small>Via: Steve Marcus / Reuters</small></p>









 
 
 
	<h1>And then she won some awards.</h1>

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 <p><small>Via: Steve Marcus / Reuters</small></p>




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<title>What It&#x27;s Like When A Label Won&#x27;t Release Your Album</title>
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 <p><big><b>In 2004, 13-year-old Joanna Levesque became the youngest solo artist ever to have a number one single on the <i>Billboard</i> charts.</b></big> Levesque, who recorded as JoJo, had been building to that moment since she was just a little girl, giving electrifying performances on shows like <i><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3K28e_ItO0">Kids Say the Darndest Things</a></i> with Bill Cosby at the age of 6. When Levesque was 12, she signed a seven-album deal with Blackground Records, and later her debut album <i>JoJo</i> was certified platinum. Her 2006 follow-up, <i>The High Road</i>, pleased critics and included at least one bona fide hit, the breakup ballad "Too Little Too Late." She was quickly becoming a rising star in R&amp;B. </p><p>And then she went silent.</p>











 










 <p>It's been almost <a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/blogs/popwrap/jojo_an_expose_Ohz4GmJ5sHRUpjzzGnl1sM#axzz2ScErAqq7">seven years</a> since JoJo has put out an official release, though that doesn&#39;t mean she hasn&#39;t been trying. "I&#39;ve recorded about three incarnations of this third album," JoJo tells BuzzFeed. "We&#39;ve chosen the track listing, we&#39;ve done multiple album photo shoots, chosen the cover, chosen the credits, everything." But every time her team tried to present the album to her label, Blackground Records, they never received a response. </p><p>"Blackground Records lost their distribution deal through Interscope, and if you can get the answer from them on why that happened, that would be a miracle," JoJo says, "because I am sure they would not engage you in that conversation." While JoJo says she has no problem with Interscope, she says she&#39;s lost all communication with Blackground.</p><p>JoJo&#39;s case is an extreme one. But whether it&#39;s a new artist waiting to release their debut, or a successful musician who&#39;s seemingly disappeared, many artists have found themselves fighting either to release their music or release themselves from their contracts. It happened to <a href="http://defsounds.com/hip-hop-news/lupe-fiasco-having-issues-with-atlantic-over-fl2/">Lupe Fiasco</a>. It happened to <a href="http://blog.thephoenix.com/blogs/onthedownload/archive/2012/11/27/q-amp-a-sky-ferreira-deconstructs-her-experiences-in-the-major-label-system-playing-tt-s-tonight.aspx">Sky Ferreira</a>. It happened to <a href="http://www.sohh.com/2009/06/bow_wow_wants_off_columbi.html">Bow Wow</a>, and <a href="http://articles.latimes.com/1994-09-28/business/fi-43984_1_warner-music-group">Metallica</a>, and <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/jun/09/outkast-big-boi-andre-3000">Big Boi</a>, and <a href="}http://pitchfork.com/news/34979-amanda-palmer-tells-roadrunner-records-please-drop-me/">Amanda Palmer</a>. The list goes on.</p><p>In most cases, even through politics, artists and labels can eventually reach a place where they mutually agree that it&#39;s not working out and it&#39;d be better to part ways. </p><p>But what happens when they can&#39;t?</p>






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&#x22;It is a little confusing because most of these companies, they get bought and sold several times,&#x22; says Ben McLane, an entertainment lawyer whose past clients have included DMX, Keith Sweat, and LL Cool J. Repeated changes in ownership caused problems for Blackground Records, an independent label that was distributed by Interscope, a subsidiary of Universal. Blackground&#x27;s CEO Barry Hankerson (uncle to the late Aaliyah, and responsible for launching her career) is known for making abrupt business decisions that leave his artists in a constant state of flux. &#x22;He&#x26;#39;ll have a hit, and then he&#x26;#39;ll have hard times with his label, and he&#x26;#39;ll sell it to some other distributor and then the artists just kind of float around,&#x22; says McLane. &#x22;That&#x26;#39;s part of the problem &#x26;mdash; there are a lot of mergers and acquisitions that go on, and the artists get stuck in the middle of it. If you&#x26;#39;re not U2 or Justin Bieber, at the top of the food chain, a lot of times artists just get lost in the middle.&#x22;

The music industry has changed rapidly in the digital age. Where there were once six major labels in 1998, now there are just three remaining: Sony, Warner Music Group, and Universal, which became the largest international record company after merging with EMI last year. The mergers have left many artists lost in limbo. &#x22;Sky Ferreira&#x26;#39;s label has gone through four or five label presidents since she&#x26;#39;s been signed, and a big merger,&#x22; says McLane, who calls Ferreira&#x26;#39;s experience &#x22;the worst-case scenario.&#x22;

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Often an artist or band that&#x26;#39;s been gaining momentum will have to sit on the backburner while a bigger artist takes up a label&#x26;#39;s attention and resources. &#x22;[A band will say], &#x26;#39;Yeah! It&#x26;#39;s go time! This is gonna be the one, our second album, they&#x26;#39;re really gonna throw some weight behind it this time,&#x26;#39;&#x22; Rae says. &#x22;But then Elton John&#x26;#39;s like, &#x26;#39;I think I&#x26;#39;m going to put out an album this year.&#x26;#39; And suddenly [the label] wants to shift their focus there.&#x22; 

That&#x26;#39;s when an artist starts to enter limbo, trying to vie for their label&#x26;#39;s attention, a situation R&#x26;amp;B singer Cassie knows all too well. &#x22;Sometimes I feel like people don&#x26;#39;t know what to do with certain artists,&#x22; Cassie tells BuzzFeed. &#x22;But if something hits &#x26;mdash; you have a hit record and it hits on radio and all over the place &#x26;hellip; everybody jumps on the bandwagon. Otherwise you&#x26;#39;re fighting for your position.&#x22;

Singer Sky Ferreira found herself continually stalled by her label focusing on other female acts. &#x22;They told me the nastiest things, like, &#x22;Sorry, there&#x26;#39;s already one girl coming out at the moment, we can&#x26;#39;t do two,&#x22; Ferreira told &#x3C;i&#x3E;&#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://blog.thephoenix.com/blogs/onthedownload/archive/2012/11/27/q-amp-a-sky-ferreira-deconstructs-her-experiences-in-the-major-label-system-playing-tt-s-tonight.aspx&#x22;&#x3E;The Phoenix&#x3C;/a&#x3E;&#x3C;/i&#x3E; last November.</media:description>
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Record labels often snatch up young talent with promise, eager to nurture them into future stars. But it&#x27;s rare that an artist is an overnight sensation. &#x22;They want to make sure the package is perfect,&#x22; McLane says. Signing an artist prematurely can be tricky because the artists themselves may still be figuring out who they are. And when a label signs someone based on their great demos, things often change once the artist starts collaborating with label professionals. &#x22;They try to put them in with some huge producer or some big cowriter who had a big hit, and it changes the sound,&#x22; McLane says. Then when that doesn&#x26;#39;t work out, everyone&#x26;#39;s confused and the label has second thoughts, but they still know the artist is talented, so they want to keep trying. That&#x26;#39;s probably what happened with Sky Ferreira.&#x22; 

Ferreira, who signed with EMI in 2008 when she was just 15, has &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://blog.thephoenix.com/blogs/onthedownload/archive/2012/11/27/q-amp-a-sky-ferreira-deconstructs-her-experiences-in-the-major-label-system-playing-tt-s-tonight.aspx&#x22;&#x3E;spoken&#x3C;/a&#x3E; of her difficult early relationship with the label. She struggled for years to put out an album that EMI would approve of. &#x22;I turned in five different albums and none of them made sense. It was just one thing after the other and getting shelved,&#x22; she told &#x3C;i&#x3E;&#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://blog.thephoenix.com/blogs/onthedownload/archive/2012/11/27/q-amp-a-sky-ferreira-deconstructs-her-experiences-in-the-major-label-system-playing-tt-s-tonight.aspx&#x22;&#x3E;The Phoenix&#x3C;/a&#x3E;&#x3C;/i&#x3E;. Ferreira stuck it out, however, with a new team, and more artistic control, to finally produce a successful EP last year. 

Not only is it a matter of timing the artist&#x26;#39;s readiness for the market, it&#x26;#39;s also a matter of judging whether the market is ready for the artist&#x26;#39;s sound. Some artists are just ahead of their time. Lady Gaga was first signed to Def Jam (only to be dropped after three months) and later signed to Interscope, where she continued to develop her act for a couple years, the label bringing in Akon and producer RedOne as collaborators. &#x22;Music was going a very specific way in the pop world,&#x22; says Imran Majid, vice president of A&#x26;amp;R at Columbia Records. &#x22;She had dynamic songs, and maybe four years ago those songs would&#x26;#39;ve just gone over people&#x26;#39;s heads.&#x22;

And even though most of us now listen to music online, radio still plays a huge role in a label promoting an artist. If a single underperforms in the radio market, labels may put an artist back in the studio to create something more airplay-friendly. &#x22;Sometimes when a record isn&#x26;#39;t reacting all the way or the way you expected to,&#x22; Majid says, &#x22;it just feels like the demand may be less, so you may want to go back and revamp stuff on the music side of things.&#x22;</media:description>
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    <media:description type="html">&#x3C;big&#x3E;&#x3C;b&#x3E;The label wants to create a demand for the artist.&#x3C;/b&#x3E;&#x3C;/big&#x3E;

In order to really sell an artist, there needs to be a demand. And what better way to do that than by making people wait a little bit? It&#x27;s not unlike the film industry, where studios often push back release dates of movies with positive early reviews to create more hype. 

&#x22;You look at such a great artist like A$AP Rocky, where that album would get pushed back and pushed back, but they were building something special, and they found the right song,&#x22; Majid says. &#x22;He had a great [first] week, he&#x26;#39;s selling well, and he&#x26;#39;s doing great touring. I remember reading on the blogs, &#x26;#39;Oh, it got pushed back again, it got pushed back again,&#x26;#39; but there&#x26;#39;s no wrong reason for it being pushed back. They were building an incredible demand for the product. Everything&#x26;#39;s just case-by-case.&#x22;

And it&#x26;#39;s common now to first build up some interest in and excitement around the artist, before they release an actual album. &#x22;There [will be] this great base that&#x26;#39;s building &#x26;hellip; and we&#x26;#39;re like &#x26;#39;Look, if we wait a couple months, they have this festival set up, this record&#x26;#39;s going to be pushed out, that video &#x26;mdash; it&#x26;#39;s a massive marketing campaign that&#x26;#39;s going to help build a demand. &#x22;


&#x3C;big&#x3E;&#x3C;b&#x3E;The artist has been mismanaged.&#x3C;/b&#x3E;&#x3C;/big&#x3E;

&#x22;[JoJo&#x26;#39;s case is] one of those extreme situations where you have a guy like Barry Hankerson, who is one of those guys who would just go to war and say, &#x26;#39;No, I&#x26;#39;m not doing it,&#x26;#39;&#x22; says David Byrnes, a partner at Ziffren Brittenham, whose firm has represented clients like Michael Jackson, The Rolling Stones, and Fleetwood Mac. 

Blackground&#x26;#39;s CEO Barry Hankerson is &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.courthousenews.com/2013/02/27/55234.htm&#x22;&#x3E;notorious&#x3C;/a&#x3E; in the record industry for being one of the more &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.lawyersandsettlements.com/articles/harassment/interview-sexual-harassment-in-workplace-hostile-16502.html#.UYqjHCvP26l&#x22;&#x3E;questionable&#x3C;/a&#x3E; label execs in the business. Hankerson was ordered by a court in 2011 to pay his former girlfriend (who was once signed to Blackground as an artist, according to JoJo&#x26;#39;s manager Gita Williams) over $3 million in damages for repeated instances &#x22;stalking, defamation and the intentional infliction of emotional distress,&#x22; and &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.lawyersandsettlements.com/articles/harassment/interview-sexual-harassment-in-workplace-hostile-16502.html#.UYqjHCvP26l&#x22;&#x3E;reportedly&#x3C;/a&#x3E; blowing up her car.

Singer Toni Braxton &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.billboard.com/articles/news/1054986/braxton-settles-lawsuit-against-ex-manager&#x22;&#x3E;sued&#x3C;/a&#x3E; Blackground in 2007 to end her relationship with the label and Hankerson. Timbaland, who was signed to the label as a performer, filed suit in 2009, claiming that Hankerson tried to &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.tmz.com/2009/03/25/timbaland-blackground-blackballed-me/&#x22;&#x3E;blackball his producing career&#x3C;/a&#x3E; with different labels. 

The Blackground company website is currently a Go Daddy &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://blackgroundent.com/?nr=0&#x22;&#x3E;domain page&#x3C;/a&#x3E;, and according to Williams, they&#x26;#39;ve closed up shop, probably don&#x26;#39;t have any employees, and can&#x26;#39;t be contacted. (BuzzFeed was unable to reach anyone at Blackground for this piece.)</media:description>
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    <media:description type="html">&#x3C;big&#x3E;&#x3C;b&#x3E;The label&#x27;s focused on their competition.&#x3C;/b&#x3E;&#x3C;/big&#x3E; 

An artist can also get held up because of competition between labels. If a certain kind of sound is suddenly in demand, labels might rush to sign similar artists &#x26;mdash; either to profit off them themselves, or to simply sit on them and claim them, Rae says. &#x22;Maybe it makes sense to sign you, get you under contract, and keep you off the streets, so nobody else has you. But they don&#x26;#39;t actually care if they do anything with you.&#x22; 

&#x22;If a garage sound was popular like The White Stripes and now The Black Keys, then maybe they just sign up all The White Stripes and Black Keys&#x26;ndash;sounding bands. Lord knows that happened during the grunge era, where A&#x26;amp;R guys were literally jumping out of airplanes with briefcases over the city of Seattle. &#x26;#39;Sign anything with a goatee!&#x26;#39;&#x22;

Whether or not it&#x26;#39;s a deliberate strategy by the label to hoard certain acts so other labels can&#x26;#39;t get to them, &#x22;at the end of the day, the result is the same,&#x22; Rae says. &#x22;You get frustrated creators who aren&#x26;#39;t able to earn revenue from their creative expression, which is the whole reason they got into this game to begin with.&#x22;</media:description>
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    <media:description type="html">The obvious answer is that artists should walk away from their label and find a better contract somewhere else, but it&#x27;s not always that easy. Bailing on a contract can be next to impossible because of two critical issues.

&#x3C;big&#x3E;&#x3C;b&#x3E;Problem #1: The artist owes the record label an album.&#x3C;/b&#x3E;&#x3C;/big&#x3E;

While some contracts are written to expire after a certain number of years, others require the artist to put out a given number of albums before they can move on to a new home. JoJo signed a seven-album deal with Blackground Records in 2004, but nowadays those kinds of deals aren&#x26;#39;t common, Majid says. Three or four albums are more standard, and labels may even offer deals for one-off albums or singles, if it seems like the artist has potential. &#x22;That sometimes works great for the artist,&#x22; says Majid. &#x22;Whatever other recordings they do [on their own], they have ownership of, but at the same time [they] still get promoted for the record that&#x26;#39;s getting them some exposure.&#x22;
 
Though record labels are learning to adapt and change with their audience, many artists are still stuck in binding deals from when they first signed.</media:description>
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    <media:description type="html">&#x3C;big&#x3E;&#x3C;b&#x3E;Problem #2: The artist has little leverage.&#x3C;/b&#x3E;&#x3C;/big&#x3E;

&#x22;The fact is, when any new artist signs their first record deal, they have absolutely no bargaining power,&#x22; Fakler says. Unless you&#x27;re an artist that&#x26;#39;s built up a following on your own and can gain leverage that way, it can be hard to negotiate a contract that will favor the artist, Fakler says, who calls the terms &#x22;pretty much akin to indentured servitutude.&#x22; 

&#x22;They&#x26;#39;re exclusive contracts, the record company has absolute authority with respect to the decision of whether to release the albums that are turned in or not,&#x22; says Fakler. &#x22;Most artists are just so happy to get signed, they&#x26;#39;ll sign anything.&#x22; 

But most new artists can&#x26;#39;t afford the proper legal representation, and don&#x26;#39;t have access to anyone who can explain to them in clear terms what kind of deal they&#x26;#39;re getting. Many artists who sign contracts as minors, like JoJo, have their parents act as their managers, and the parents usually don&#x26;#39;t have much experience with the music industry. 

&#x22;My mom read this book called &#x3C;i&#x3E;All You Need to Know About the Music Business&#x3C;/i&#x3E;, and she thought that she had it down pat,&#x22; JoJo tells BuzzFeed. &#x22;She raised me off of very little, and she cleaned houses for a living and sang as a church soloist in our church in Foxborough, Massachusetts, and she trusted [the system].&#x22;

When speaking out against his label in 2010, rapper Lupe Fiasco said that Atlantic Records made it clear that if he didn&#x26;#39;t sign a 360 deal, he wouldn&#x26;#39;t be promoted by the label:

&#x3C;blockquote&#x3E;&#x22;I was also told that because you didn&#x26;#39;t sign this 360 deal, we may or may not push your record. So when &#x26;#39;Shining Down&#x26;#39; came out, and you didn&#x26;#39;t hear it on the radio station, that&#x26;#39;s because they never took it to a radio station.&#x22;&#x3C;/blockquote&#x3E;

A &#x22;&#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.americanbar.org/groups/young_lawyers/publications/the_101_201_practice_series/an_overview_of_the_360_deal.html&#x22;&#x3E;360 deal&#x3C;/a&#x3E;&#x22; is the term for a modern major label contract that allows the label to take a percentage of an artist&#x26;#39;s earnings from all of their activities. That means touring grosses and merchandise sales, says McLane: &#x22;They&#x26;#39;re going to take a percentage of your Revlon commercial, they&#x26;#39;re going to take a percentage of your appearance on &#x3C;i&#x3E;Fallon&#x3C;/i&#x3E;.&#x22; This kind of deal is by far the most common arrangement that major labels offer. The way labels sell this idea to artists, says McLane, is by saying that the label will &#x22;invest in your career over the long term and assist you in artist development in ways that they wouldn&#x26;#39;t be able to if they didn&#x26;#39;t have these enhanced revenue streams available.&#x22;</media:description>
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    <media:description type="html">If an artist is facing one or both of those two problems, they can (and often do) try to remedy the situation by trying one or more of the following:

&#x3C;big&#x3E;&#x3C;b&#x3E;Try to part amicably.&#x3C;/b&#x3E;&#x3C;/big&#x3E;

Most labels want to be in mutually beneficial partnerships with artists. &#x22;If you&#x27;re a record company, you don&#x26;#39;t really want someone who&#x26;#39;s unhappy and a headache; you want to devote your energy to things that are productive,&#x22; says Byrnes. But, he adds, &#x22;[labels] don&#x26;#39;t want to let them go unless it&#x26;#39;s truly unworkable.&#x22;

In 2010, after tension with their label over their marketability, the band OK Go asked to be released from their contract, and EMI let them go. &#x22;It&#x26;#39;s one of the rare moments in corporate history that I&#x26;#39;ve experienced when someone just did something nice. They had the right to step on us, and they didn&#x26;#39;t,&#x22; OK Go manager Jamie Kitman told the &#x3C;i&#x3E;&#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2010/03/10/ok-go-splits-from-record-label-emi/&#x22;&#x3E;Wall Street Journal&#x3C;/a&#x3E;&#x3C;/i&#x3E;.</media:description>
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    <media:description type="html">&#x3C;big&#x3E;&#x3C;b&#x3E;Make noise; first privately, then publicly.&#x3C;/b&#x3E;&#x3C;/big&#x3E;

&#x22;A lot of the time you just really have to bug the hell out of a label, just like bug them, bug them, bug them, and become a nuisance,&#x22; McLane says. &#x22;And then they&#x27;ll be like, &#x26;#39;Well, this is more trouble than it&#x26;#39;s worth. We&#x26;#39;re not making any money off this artist and their lawyer&#x26;#39;s harassing us, let&#x26;#39;s just release the artist.&#x26;#39;&#x22;

If behind-the-scenes rabble-rousing isn&#x26;#39;t cutting it, artists will resort to public calls for help, like Bow Wow did in 2009, when he &#x3C;a href=&#x22;%20http://www.sohh.com/2009/06/bow_wow_confirms_departur.html&#x22;&#x3E;pleaded on Twitter&#x3C;/a&#x3E; to be released from his label contract:
 
&#x3C;blockquote&#x3E;&#x22;Yep! It&#x26;#39;s true! I want off Columbia. I&#x26;#39;m asking to be released. NO they not dropping me I&#x26;#39;m askn. Not happy there. Been like dis 4 5yrs.&#x22;&#x3C;/blockquote&#x3E;

Lupe Fiasco went public with his frustrations against his label, Atlantic Records, in 2010. He delivered speeches and interviews discussing the three-year process to release his third album, &#x3C;i&#x3E;Lasers&#x3C;/i&#x3E;, which he claims was artistically controlled by Atlantic. His fans even organized &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/exclusive-video-lupe-fiasco-fans-protest-outside-label-office-20101015&#x22;&#x3E;a protest&#x3C;/a&#x3E; outside the label&#x26;#39;s offices in late 2010. &#x22;I am a hostage,&#x22; Fiasco told the &#x3C;i&#x3E;&#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://blogs.suntimes.com/music/2011/03/lupe_fiasco_does_what_hes_told.html&#x22;&#x3E;Chicago Sun-Times&#x3C;/a&#x3E;&#x3C;/i&#x3E; the following year. &#x22;I gave them what they wanted. If I didn&#x26;#39;t, at the end of the day the album wasn&#x26;#39;t coming out.&#x22; 

Prince also &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/3563691.stm&#x22;&#x3E;famously&#x3C;/a&#x3E; resorted to writing &#x22;Slave&#x22; on his face, during the 1995 Brit Awards, to try to drum up noise and be released from his contract with Warner Bros. And while he didn&#x26;#39;t have an issue with the label holding back his music, his bold act is an example of the creative lengths some artists go to break their contracts.</media:description>
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    <media:description type="html">&#x3C;big&#x3E;&#x3C;b&#x3E;Take legal action.&#x3C;/b&#x3E;&#x3C;/big&#x3E;

Legal action is usually the last resort for most artists, because it&#x27;s time-consuming and expensive. &#x22;It&#x26;#39;s an extreme example when you hear about someone suing,&#x22; McLane says. And though these cases will mostly be settled out of court, &#x22;a lot of the time you do need someone to raise hell behind the scenes, like a lawyer or manager.&#x22;

But there are some ways that artists can avoid the mess of filing a lawsuit, by building protective measures into their contract from the start. A &#x22;Key Man Clause&#x22; is one such precaution. If an artist feels like their champion has left the label, voluntarily or otherwise, they could exercise the clause in their contract. The &#x22;&#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.musiciansbusinessdictionary.com/mbd/index.php?title=Key_Man_Clause&#x22;&#x3E;Key Man Clause&#x3C;/a&#x3E;&#x22; gives artists the right to leave if their manager or the person who signed them leaves the label. This is one of the most common reasons artists end up in limbo, so it helps to make sure you&#x26;#39;re free to leave if you feel like your champion is gone too.

Another option is to write an &#x22;out clause&#x22; into the contract. &#x22;Usually when you negotiate a record deal for an artist,&#x22; McLane says, &#x22;you always put a clause in that if a label doesn&#x26;#39;t commercially release an album within a reasonable period of time, anywhere from a year to three years, depending on the situation, the artist is free to go. I rarely see a label not agree to that, because it&#x26;#39;s fair, as long as you give them adequate time to at least give it a shot.&#x22;

If the artist signed their recording agreement in California, a law known as the &#x22;7-Year Contract Statute&#x22; can protect artists who have signed contracts with no end date. The law states that a contract for personal services rendered is void after seven years from the date of signing. In the &#x26;#39;90s, Metallica famously &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://articles.latimes.com/1994-09-28/business/fi-43984_1_warner-music-group&#x22;&#x3E;invoked the statute&#x3C;/a&#x3E; to end its run with their label, Elektra.</media:description>
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    <media:description type="html">&#x3C;big&#x3E;&#x3C;b&#x3E;In 2009&#x3C;/b&#x3E;&#x3C;/big&#x3E;, JoJo filed a lawsuit against her label Da Family Entertainment/Blackground, after being forced into a state of limbo. &#x22;I didn&#x27;t want to be in a legal spat with anyone,&#x22; JoJo tells BuzzFeed. &#x22;I thought this would be the resolution I was looking for.&#x22; She wrote about the experience on her &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.myspace.com/jojoonline/blog&#x22;&#x3E;MySpace blog&#x3C;/a&#x3E; the year she filed suit:

&#x3C;blockquote&#x3E;&#x22;My record company has been going through a major transition and unfortunately all of the artists on the label have been forced to sit on the sidelines and wait. I exhausted every option and exercised much patience before reaching my final decision to file a formal complaint with the court.&#x3C;/blockquote&#x3E;

JoJo filed under breach of contract, because Blackground was unable to find distribution. But the lawsuit was eventually dropped, after the label resolved the issue by securing distribution with Interscope, JoJo says. &#x22;Instead of entering something really unpalatable, I was like, &#x26;#39;Let&#x26;#39;s give this a shot. I believe in Interscope and what they do.&#x26;#39;&#x22;

However, Interscope dropped Blackground just three years later, and the label is now, yet again, without distribution. 

In lieu of an official release, over the years JoJo&#x26;#39;s released one-off songs she&#x26;#39;s uploaded herself online, as well as two mixtapes. Last December, after years of waiting and trying to cooperate with her label, JoJo decided to go ahead and release her second mixtape of new music for her fans. &#x3C;i&#x3E;Ag&#x26;aacute;p&#x26;#x113;&#x3C;/i&#x3E; was well-received by critics, and fans were overjoyed. But both JoJo and her fans hope she can find a way to put out an official album on her own terms, soon. 

When asked what advice she&#x26;#39;d give to new artists, and what she wishes she&#x26;#39;d known when she first got into the business at age 12, JoJo says it all comes down to understanding what you&#x26;#39;re getting yourself into. &#x22;Make sure you have a solid lawyer that&#x26;#39;s well-versed in the entertainment industry,&#x22; JoJo says. She advises new artists to make sure &#x22;that your lawyer is not affiliated with, I don&#x26;#39;t want to say this, but, &#x26;#39;the other side.&#x26;#39; Make sure your lawyer is working for you.&#x22;

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<title>25 Album Covers That Are Better As Animated GIFs</title>
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	<h1>Michael Jackson, <i>Dangerous</i></h1>

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	<h1>Nirvana, <i>Nevermind</i></h1>

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	<h1>Florence + The Machine, <i>Lungs</i></h1>

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	<h1>Drake, <i>Take Care</i></h1>

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<p>Whether you&#8217;re distraught, angry, or feeling sorta numb, these are the records that are there for you when you need it most. Some will cheer you up, and others will just let you wallow.</p>




 
 
 
	<h1>Fleetwood Mac, <i>Rumours</i></h1>

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 <p>The ultimate breakup album, and the rare collection of songs to offer both sides of the story, since the record largely documents the dissolution of Lindsey Buckingham and Stevie Nicks' long-term relationship with each other. As an added bonus, Christine McVie&#39;s songs are about the aftermath of her split from her husband and bandmate John McVie. Every song on the record deals with some aspect of heartbreak, but Buckingham&#39;s "Go Your Own Way" stands out as possibly the most passive-aggressive rock anthem of all time.</p>











 
 
 
	<h1>Fiona Apple, <i>The Idler Wheel...</i></h1>

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 <p>Fiona Apple's entire body of work is perfect breakup music; any of her four albums are an excellent soundtrack for wallowing in pain. <i>The Idler Wheel...</i>, her most recent, is the most raw, and extra devastating in the way she places most of the blame on herself. "How can I ask anyone to love me when all I do is beg to be left alone?" she howls on one of the album&#39;s best cuts. It&#39;s harrowing stuff.</p>






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<p>The best, most ridiculously WTF highlights of this year&#8217;s Eurovision Song Contest. ( And here&#8217;s a guide for the non-Europeans that explains what exactly Eurovision is .)</p>




 
 
 
	<h1>When Belgium&#39;s singer was overshadowed by his <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=dCl7OUFNSCA">enthusiastic backup (interpretive) dancers.</a>.</h1>

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 <p><small>Source:&nbsp;<a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=529575&page=41" class="">neogaf.com</a></small></p>









 
 
 
	<h1>This was <i>clearly</i> the hot dance move of the night.</h1>

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 <p><small>Source:&nbsp;<a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=529575&page=41" class="">neogaf.com</a></small></p>









 
 
 
	<h1>When Jesus appeared as the lead singer for <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=UGOSZ7Uufno">Armenia&#39;s band.</a></h1>

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 <p><small>Via: <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/eurovision" class="has_icon icon_tumblr">Tumblr.com</a></small></p>









 
 
 
	

   <p><img src="http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr03/2013/5/19/15/enhanced-buzz-18414-1368991334-10.jpg" width="610" height="350" alt="" /></p>
 
	<p>(Side note: Jesus apparently has very bushy eyebrows.)</p>


 <p><small>Source:&nbsp;<a rel="nofollow" href="http://degenezijde.tumblr.com/image/50752450845" class="has_icon icon_tumblr">degenezijde.tumblr.com</a></small></p>




<hr /><p><a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/ellievhall/the-most-absurd-moments-of-eurovision-2013">View Entire List &rsaquo;</a></p>





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<p>His parting gift to the world was to find a way to get members of Sonic Youth, Dinosaur Jr., and Sleater-Kinney on the Saturday Night Live&#8221; stage. Ian Rubbish forever!</p>





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	<h1>Last night&#39;s <i>SNL</i> was the last to feature Fred Armisen, who&#39;s been a member of the cast for 11 seasons. His final sketch was a performance as his British punk rock alter ego Ian Rubbish.</h1>

 
	











 
 
 
	<h1>It was also the final sketch featuring Bill Hader, who is also departing from the show after 8 seasons.</h1>

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	<p>"...but we&#39;re gonna keep playin&#39; together."</p>











 
 
 
	<h1>It&#39;s probably also Jason Sudeikis&#39; final appearance on the show too, though he hasn&#39;t made an official announcement about it yet.</h1>

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	<h1>For the second half of the song, Fred brought out a bunch of his coolest indie rock friends.</h1>

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	<p>From the left, that&#39;s Aimee Mann, Michael Penn, Steve Jones from The Sex Pistols, Carrie Brownstein from Sleater-Kinney and Wild Flag (and <i>Portlandia!</i>), J. Mascis from Dinosaur Jr., and Kim Gordon from Sonic Youth.</p>






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<p>In case you missed it &ndash; yeah, they fired Scott Weiland a couple months ago. Oh, grunge drama.</p>




 
 
 
	<h1>Chester Bennington from Linkin Park made his debut as the singer of Stone Temple Pilots with an unannounced appearance at the KROQ Weenie Roast in Los Angeles yesterday.</h1>

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	<h1>Stone Temple Pilots fired original frontman Scott Weiland back in February with a terse, single line press release that offered no specific reason for sacking him.</h1>

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	<h1>Weiland has denied that he was fired from the band. He recently went on a solo tour in which he performed STP&#39;s first two albums in full with completely different musicians.</h1>

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	<h1>Anyway, enter Chester Bennington. Here&#39;s the last few songs from their set, featuring Chester&#39;s renditions of the STP hits "Interstate Love Song," "Dead &amp; Bloated," and "Trippin&#39; On A Hole In A Paper Heart."</h1>

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	<p>If you close your eyes, it&#39;s not thaaat far off from Weiland.</p>


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