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Internet candy: The Awl's Natasha Vargas-Cooper and Mary HK Choi break down the latest Twilight movie for your enjoyment. The Jordan Catalano call is pretty much spot-on.
Movie Buzz If you're auditioning for a movie about a bear, it seems pretty reasonable to audition with a live bear. You want to give the director some context.
Your collection is not complete until you own these glorious burned-wood coasters. You're welcome.
Not that Taylor Lautner isn't supremely attractive (homosaywhat?), but nothing reveals the mark of a Sexy Mom using YouTube quite like reading “Is he legal yet???” scrawled across a teenager's abs. We can see the porn title already: Vampires, Werewolves, and Cougars, Oh My!
We don't really follow Twilight, but we do follow adult vampires dressed like Count Chocula. Someone dress up Taylor Lautner as Teen Wolf, stat!
In 'Dazed and Confused,' the '90s cult classic homage to high school life in the '70s, the simple phrase 'Hey, man' becomes the glue of every social interaction.
Movie Buzz Aubrey Plaza and Internet Fat Guy John Gemberling star in Twilight: Three Wolf Moon. [via]
It's not abusive if you feed him Reese's Pieces. (Only 340something days til the Pet Halloween Parade!!!)
Movie Buzz Harry Knowles scratched up these sweet, Jack Kirby inspired covers for an Inglourious Basterds comic. I'm guessing it has something to do with a DVD release.
Custom-made Han Solo in Carbonite desk from Tom Spina Designs. [via] [Jack's Note: If you are Amanda, and you still haven't gotten around to seeing the second and third Star Wars movies, this buzz contains spoilers. Everyone else: Enjoy.]
Movie Buzz Hey everyone, it's New Moon Week! Here are some vampire-inspired tote bags, wallets, and onesies for you to wear to the midnight showing on Thursday. (Thanks to Etsy and Regretsy for enabling this merchandise.)
The black couple is edited out of the UK's “Couples Retreat” poster. I blame Vince Vaughn.
Greatest mashup ever. “Why do I have to be Mr. Pink?” Via: I Heart Chaos
Movie Buzz To promote…er…celebrate the DVD release of UP, Disney released these dope ass old-school posters. That you can buy for $145 if you search hard enough. Instead, torrent the movie and print these out!
An hour-long fan-made prequel musical tribute to Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.
Date Night stars Tina Fey and Steve Carell as a married couple that life changes after they steal someone's dinner reservations on a night out. Via flavorwire.
It's right there in the title, ladies. (Sidebar: That is a pretty cool family room. Who still has those Hammacher Schlemmer jukeboxes in 2009?)
What the effenheimer? No one told me they were re-making “Clash of The Titans.” Thank god a whole new generation of viewers will be introduced to giant scorpions and Pegasus and Medusa. I'm only a little sad they're not going to be using stop-motion animation like in the original.
If you aren't excited for this movie, you probably should have your geek card revoked.
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