The most terrifying of all vegetables! [ Editor's Note : If you can find a scarier vegetable than this one, please add it.]

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FYI, this was originally titled “Squirrel Deep-Throats A Peanut.” I changed it because I respect you as a reader. (Click to enlarge.)

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1. via Julia Segal

Fancy Fast Food meets your local vending machine, with a side of math. (I would kill for a Fruit Roll-Up breakfast right now.)

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1. via Eat Me Daily
2. Fancy Fast Food - Featured on BuzzFeed

In which we successfully open a bottle of wine by hitting it against a wall, just like that drunk Frenchman taught us to do . The only downsides: It was actually pretty hard work, and the wine (merlot) was terrible.

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These actually come in a wide variety of styles, from rye to sesame seed bun. I hear they run small so be sure to order a half-size larger than usual.

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1. Via Design Milk

Link: http://www.vbs.tv/watch/munchies/davi...

Even if you are not a David Chang fanchild, you will most likely enjoy this video of a person getting hammered and yelling about ham. Drunkeness starts about 7 minutes in (via The Awl )

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This drunken French sommelier knows a trick winos have used for generations. This actually seems like an incredibly useful skills to have at one's fingertips.

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1. Via Cynical-C Blog

Do not stare directly into the frosting!

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1. Via Cupcakes Take The Cake

This is a legitimately instructive video. We have, as they say, been “doing it wrong.” (But seriously, de-boning! Wow.)

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Or: don't try silly Internet Things at home. (Unless you want to be my personal Drunk Ewok for life, in which case, do. And call me!)

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Channel your inner mad scientist with this Bloody Brain Shooter. Mixing acidic lime juice and Irish cream causes the cream to curdle, creating brain-like strands in the shot.

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1. Halloween Cocktails

Just an average day in the life of candy corn. Maybe it would help you to eat less of them if you imagine that they have feelings.

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1. The Gummy Bear Kama-Sutra [PIC]
2. How to Make Vegan Candy Corn
3. Watch: How Candy Corn is Made
4. via The Daily What

**Forks and spoons only.** Here are some before and after shots for your edification.

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This cake has fanned the flames, if you will, of my inner struggle between Gay and Fat. And Fat is winning. Pride Parade Food Fight 2010: it's coming.

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It's actually just an exquisitely gruesome meatloaf with burnt cheese topping and red onion fingernails. Get the recipe here. This meal wouldn't be complete without bloody brain shooters .

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This man put on his Halloween costume early, snuck into the UN, and then got his picture taken with the president of the General Assembly. If he would like to sneak into BuzzFeed and bring us chicken, that would be smiled upon.

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The earliest known descriptions of Utopia include diamonds, dairy products, and computer science. It's true, i read it in a book.

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1. From Passive Aggressive Notes, of course.
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This Cat Litter Cake is a Halloween classic and really easy to pull off as long as you have a NEW cat litter tray and scooper. It is all in the serving!

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Before working on media things at BuzzFeed, I co-created the blog This is Why You're Fat . Now This is Why You're Fat (the book) is out in stores this week! To celebrate, Flavorwire compiled a list of the site's best fatty street foods. Add your own book-worthy street foods!

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1. Top 10 Street Foods from This is Why You’re Fat
2. How to Make a McNuggetini
3. How to Make the Shake Shack Burger

One of the drinks Coca Cola sells in Japan . How can this not be a hit elsewhere ?!

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