Safe and delicious. All that's missing is a chocolate bunny playing John Philip Sousa.
This chart helpfully measures alcoholic intake in gallons/year. Once again: What the hell goes on in Montana?
This is actually an iced lemon cake with chocolate balls in fruit sauce. Click through for some delicious “making of” pics. (Via Ciao Chow Linda.)
http://meatcandy.wordpress.com/2009/06/30/top-ten-vegan-f... ![[link]](http://s-ec-sm.buzzfeed.com/static/images/public/icons/external-link2.png){kind=icon}
Here's a list of ten vegan foods that could probably pass for poop. Then again, if you actually do eat meat, you have a much higher chance of producing worms in your poop, which is slightly more gross than the foods that are shown here.
A popular UK soda beverage made an unfortunate gaffe in its new can design. Can you take a guess at what Tango With Added Tango tastes like? (Via.)
A site that reconstructs typical fast food meals into delectable gourmet dishes. A White Castle Sack Meal turned into restaurant-ready tapas? Popeyes sushi?? Kind of brilliant.
Ha, this is what it looks like when Jack eats at the BuzzFeed lunch table. (Sorry everyone, we will never get tired of the Jack/Vegan jokes).
Sibling Dynamics Explored through the Prism of Chinese Food: A Case Study. Wow, I so relate to the dumpling feelings expressed here.
I'm pretty sure this is an ad for a new product from Uncle Bens, but I have not been able to confirm that yet.
It is 4.5 inches deep (tall? thick?) The chef claims it only has 8669 calories, which seems low to me given that it includes shrimp, bacon, ham, salami, and an egg. That was not a disapproving sentence btw.
When you eat it, you'll shit bricks. I'm seriously going to have sushi now for lunch after seeing this.
No doubt about it, this ice cream cone, covered in caramel and Nilla wafers (from The Big Gay Ice Cream Truck) is our summer treat of choice. Lucky New Yorkers will be happy to hear that the Truck is rumored to soon be doling out toppings including sea salt and chocolate-covered bacon. It's gonna be a fat, fat summer.
Food Buzz This whole fast food sexual innuendo thing is getting a little out of control. Hardee's is the latest restaurant to jump on the bandwagon. Their “Name our Holes” campaign is even more suggestive than Burger King's. Watch the new commercial in here. It's pretty funny, even though I was kind of hoping they'd go with dingle balls or creamy sweet holes. And now I'm hungry.
This is the “Flapjack Fiasco,” a stack of pancakes layered with (among other things) cookie dough, PB&J, caramel, oreo, sprinkles, chocolate and bananas, and Trix cereal. The Trix is already more nutrients than I get in a day.
Food Buzz A different kind of tofu that's popular in Japan is getting American distribution. It's called otokomae and means “handsome man” in Japan. It tastes kind of like sweet edamame cream. Mmm! Just how hot dudes are supposed to taste. (Thanks for the tip, Alex!)
It's better than a Cheetos glue stick, which is what I thought when I first saw this picture. Matt uses this product regularly to simulate making out with Britney. (Just kidding! Matt, you're the best.)
Ariel Wade claimed she was discriminated against when White Castle refused to serve her after she pulled up to their drive thru window in a mobile scooter. And when it comes to late-night sliders, there's no stopping Ariel Wade, who is now “madder than fish grease,” a phrase I now want permanently tattooed on my neck. (Also, that's…a dude right?) (via dListed)
Do you like toy trains, non-gay touching, and imitation crab m…
The latest viral buzz from asylum.com
Asylum.com 3 hours ago
Finally available: Season 2 of Mad Men , currently TV's be…
Amazon 2 weeks ago
30 Rock Season 1 staring Tina Fey, Alec Baldwin, Tracy Morgan….
Amazon 2 weeks ago
Get traffic, content, and influence by joining the BuzzFeed network. It’s as easy as adding our widget to your site.
Todd Holmes an hour ago
Google Trends a few minutes ago
Interested in partnering? Get in touch.
Is there something we haven’t covered that is getting a lot of buzz? Or something good you think deserves more attention? Let us know.
Our newsletter delivers the BuzFeed posts you want to your inbox once a day.
Get BuzzFeed on your phone or mobile device. Point your mobile browser to: m.buzzfeed.com
You can also get BuzzFeed via text message by following us on Twitter.
