These jeans fit my waist, butt, AND thighs perfectly.
“Juno” not included.
The cells, designed for solitary custody, could be hauled around on trucks. In the early days of conflicts in Iraq and Afghanistan, commanders at times had to improvise detention options.
Every little thing he does is magic, everything he do just turn me on.
“I hope Ben has a little sister.”
Winter weather advisory my ass.
The hashtag #CancelWWENetwork began trending on Twitter after Roman Reigns picked up the win at the annual WWE event.
Queen Elsa is no match for Juno.
Hopefully they’ll get Jason Schwartzman to play this guy in the movie version of #blizzardpocalypse 2015.
The East Coast is getting slammed, but, you know, it’s bad out here too.
Eggs, bread, and milk LOL.
It’s snow time. Like “show time” but with snow. Do you get it?
Only in Canada. UPDATE: Police confirm the man in question did indeed turn up at the local station.
Eat your heart out, Al Roker.
This crack isn’t too wack.
Because nothing is more horrific than being a teen.
Don’t be a f**king dickhead, ya pissweasel.