31 Signs You’ve Been A Teacher Too Long
Spit out your gum, please. Inside voices. IS THAT A CELL PHONE I SEE?!
Spit out your gum, please. Inside voices. IS THAT A CELL PHONE I SEE?!
OUCH. From 1908. (via retronaut.com)
No shame in the broke game.
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Incredible. The dog is spotted while the woman is being interviewed by a CBS reporter.
We’ve all puked when we drank too much — But nothing like this. (via adsoftheworld.com)
BeardVertising is here. Hang a mini-billboard in your thick growth, and get paid a daily rate.
Because there’s nothing like dropping an obscure term here and there to impress your friends. Try not to be a pyalgia about it, though.
Do you really know your body like the back of your hand? Take two minutes to find out.
Celebrate Summer with our latest trip into the bizarre world of stock photography. 22 photos.
Poke!
Plus what it would be like if Spock were a stand-up comic, figuring out who Robert Pattinson’s next girlfriend will be, and photographic proof that the cicadas are coming.
Parents, take note.
Which famous people have you met?
Whoever is in charge of handing out driver’s licenses in Russia is long overdue for a performance review.
CNN’s gambit of programming dominated by salacious crime stories is paying off in the ratings, but the strategy can easily result in borderline offensive on-air moments, as exemplified by the following segment about the 21-year-old Hofstra student who was killed by police gunfire.
A picture speaks a thousand words.
“You’re f-cked! The driver will kill you! He will kill you!” And it all started with a stray M&M. (Audio definitely NSFW.)
Long Island Medium is the most emotionally exhausting show on television. I hate you… but I love you. I CAN’T QUIT YOU, THERESA CAPUTO.
If you’ve ever thought, “Can I bring my kid to a bar?” Then you’re too old.