This is vintage Kate Moss footage (from 2000) and it's kind of boring but she is kind of my idol and she looks really cute in it, especially with that crotch grab at the end.

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1. Kate Moss Dancing To Michael Jackson’s Billie Jean via The Frisky

Anderson Cooper found him! Don't worry. He's at a chimp retirement home in Florida. Michael still loves him, and we still love Michael. Never forget.

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1. Via BWE
2. Quincy Jones remembers Bubbles: “Are you kidding me? He bit a hole in my daughter’s hand! Rashida’s hand. Rashida Jones—did you see I Love You, Man? That’s my daughter. She was a little girl. And Bubbles bit her hand. Michael used to bring Muscles and Bubbles by the house all the time, you know.”

Yes, Michael Jackson died . But let's get back to the important stuff , like Jon Gosselin, who, post- divorce announcement , has already put up a profile on Match.com Jon failed to mention that a perfect mate should also possess that “certain something,” or “the ability to be cool with whoring your kids out on television in exchange for hair transplants.”

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1. via The Apiary
2. Eugene Cordero IS Jon Gosselin

Running in the lead for the most tasteless magazine cover of 2009 (or possibly all time), OK runs with MJ's “last pictures.”

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CELEBRITY BUZZ: Meet the first future Mrs. Jonas, America! Danielle is 22 and a former hairdresser living in NJ. She and Kevin Jonas (the “Other) met in the Bahamas and have been dating for almost two years, which is the generally approved courtship length for virgin rockstars.

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1. Kevin Jonas Gets Engaged!
2. “He surprised deleasa, a former hairdresser, with a cushion-cut diamond ring he codesigned with jacob & co. by showing up at her new jersey home this morning.”
3. Purity Ring for Sale
4. Here is the ring!
5. One Of The Jonas Brothers Is Finally Going To Get His Cherry Popped
6. One more photo of Danielle.

Link: http://coedmagazine.com/2009/07/01/th...

We all know that Megan Fox has said some pretty ridiculous things that are so absurd, they actually made her less hot - yes, it is possible. But instead of focusing on the negative, COED put together the Megan Fox Sex Soundboard.

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A music video for a Hulk Hogan ballad constructed entirely out of MS Paint.

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1. YouTube - “Hulkster’s Back”

Earlier today Amanda posted her list of favorite Canadians. Well, there's only one Canadian for me and that Canadian is the CELINE DION. To prove my point I made this video with 10 reasons why Celine is simply the best. It's modeled after this classic video. I love you Celine!!! You ARE Canada.

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Actually, he left them to his mother, thank God, but his will provides for Diana Ross to take custody should Katherine Jackson be unwilling on unable. No really, read it yourself .

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1. via NYMag

Let the rumors begin!! 8-year-old Noah Cyrus ( Mileys sis ) and Frankie Jonas (a mini Jonas brother) made a red carpet appearance together at the premier of “Ponyo” in LA last night. Noah kept it classy while Frankie played it casually cool. But enough of that style stuff, what the world wants to know is: Are the two of them an item ?!

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1. 15 Career Options For Noah Cyrus
2. Via Ocean Up

You never want to get involved with Steve Ryan's shot. He'll hit you.

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CELEBRITY BUZZ: It turns out that Michael Jackson was not the biological father of his own kids. (*Allegedly.*) The real dad is his dermatologist, according to Us Weekly. There is a Larry Birkhead/Howard K. Stern-esque battle in our futures.

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1. “He is the dad,” says a Jackson insider. “He and Debbie signed an agreement saying they would never reveal the truth.”
2. TMZ says Debbie Rowe is not even the mother.
3. TMZ also claims Jackson never legally adopted the kids.
4. Jackson’s 79-year-old mother Katherine currently has temporary custody of the kids.
5. TMZ also says they want to talk to Klein about prescriptions he gave Michael.
6. Via ONTD
7. Maury, Your Assistance Is Needed
8. Jackson left sole custody of his kids to his mother, and failing her, Diana Ross. (What?)

Link: http://www.doublex.com/section/news-p...

A new theory emerges: It was an eating disorder what killed the King of Pop. He only weighed 112 pounds at the time of death.

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Celebrated archivists EverythingIsTerrible unearthed this video of Ted Danson running game. Special correspondent Eliot Glazer informs me that this comes from an 1986 PSA entitled How Can I Tell If I'm Really In Love? , which you will want to go read about here . Trust me.

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1. Poorly Produced Sex Education PSAs from the 80s Featuring Ted Danson and the Batemans
2. via Videogum

Nedroid and his friend Emmy found that after drawing Bill Cosby separately, their Cosbies were nearly identical! So they set out to explore the “collective consciousness of Cosby” by getting 190 people to draw the Cosby. They expected sweaters and pudding pop references, but discovered that not all associated Bill with those two stereotypes — only 8 of 190 drawings had both the Cosby sweater and the Jell-O pudding pop.

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1. via nedroidcomics, See all 190 Cosbys
2. See the outcome at The Science of Cosby

Don't go blind while staring at this Michael Jackson print — which depicts the late performer's physical changes in a mindbending spiral.

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1. via NOTCOT

This is Mariah Carey dressed up as Eminem for her new music video “Obsessed.” Just wow. She really pulls it off.

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1. More Pictures Here. Wow.
2. Would You Hit It? - Via Dlisted

Both Janet and Joe Jackson appeared at the BET awards last night. In true Jackson fashion, Joe's interview is a little strange…

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I don't want to point fingers of who's probably responsible, but I will gesture furiously with everything else at @rfbandit

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Captioned: “MJ was playing when this was taken, I'm not that much of narcissist.” Right.

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1. Via Her Twitter