This is vintage Kate Moss footage (from 2000) and it's kind of boring but she is kind of my idol and she looks really cute in it, especially with that crotch grab at the end.
Anderson Cooper found him! Don't worry. He's at a chimp retirement home in Florida. Michael still loves him, and we still love Michael. Never forget.
Yes, Michael Jackson died. But let's get back to the important stuff, like Jon Gosselin, who, post-divorce announcement, has already put up a profile on Match.com Jon failed to mention that a perfect mate should also possess that “certain something,” or “the ability to be cool with whoring your kids out on television in exchange for hair transplants.”
Running in the lead for the most tasteless magazine cover of 2009 (or possibly all time), OK runs with MJ's “last pictures.”
Celebrity Buzz Meet the first future Mrs. Jonas, America! Danielle is 22 and a former hairdresser living in NJ. She and Kevin Jonas (the “Other) met in the Bahamas and have been dating for almost two years, which is the generally approved courtship length for virgin rockstars.
http://coedmagazine.com/2009/07/01/the-megan-fox-sex-soun...
We all know that Megan Fox has said some pretty ridiculous things that are so absurd, they actually made her less hot - yes, it is possible. But instead of focusing on the negative, COED put together the Megan Fox Sex Soundboard.
A music video for a Hulk Hogan ballad constructed entirely out of MS Paint.
Earlier today Amanda posted her list of favorite Canadians. Well, there's only one Canadian for me and that Canadian is the CELINE DION. To prove my point I made this video with 10 reasons why Celine is simply the best. It's modeled after this classic video. I love you Celine!!! You ARE Canada.
Actually, he left them to his mother, thank God, but his will provides for Diana Ross to take custody should Katherine Jackson be unwilling on unable. No really, read it yourself.
Let the rumors begin!! 8-year-old Noah Cyrus (Mileys sis) and Frankie Jonas (a mini Jonas brother) made a red carpet appearance together at the premier of “Ponyo” in LA last night. Noah kept it classy while Frankie played it casually cool. But enough of that style stuff, what the world wants to know is: Are the two of them an item?!
You never want to get involved with Steve Ryan's shot. He'll hit you.
Celebrity Buzz It turns out that Michael Jackson was not the biological father of his own kids. (*Allegedly.*) The real dad is his dermatologist, according to Us Weekly. There is a Larry Birkhead/Howard K. Stern-esque battle in our futures.
http://www.doublex.com/section/news-politics/did-michael-...
A new theory emerges: It was an eating disorder what killed the King of Pop. He only weighed 112 pounds at the time of death.
Celebrated archivists EverythingIsTerrible unearthed this video of Ted Danson running game. Special correspondent Eliot Glazer informs me that this comes from an 1986 PSA entitled How Can I Tell If I'm Really In Love?, which you will want to go read about here. Trust me.
Nedroid and his friend Emmy found that after drawing Bill Cosby separately, their Cosbies were nearly identical! So they set out to explore the “collective consciousness of Cosby” by getting 190 people to draw the Cosby. They expected sweaters and pudding pop references, but discovered that not all associated Bill with those two stereotypes — only 8 of 190 drawings had both the Cosby sweater and the Jell-O pudding pop.
Don't go blind while staring at this Michael Jackson print — which depicts the late performer's physical changes in a mindbending spiral.
This is Mariah Carey dressed up as Eminem for her new music video “Obsessed.” Just wow. She really pulls it off.
Both Janet and Joe Jackson appeared at the BET awards last night. In true Jackson fashion, Joe's interview is a little strange…
I don't want to point fingers of who's probably responsible, but I will gesture furiously with everything else at @rfbandit
Captioned: “MJ was playing when this was taken, I'm not that much of narcissist.” Right.