TV Buzz The pseudo-famous skank was rejected by Kristy Morgan, a former Playboy model who couldn’t accept Tila’s “key,” a.k.a. “the opportunity to prove that Tila is so totally bi [on camera].” Tila posted a poem (in real time!) on her MySpace blog, where she dejectedly wrote that “the world will still die.” First she helps establish gay marriage in California and now she references global warming? At this rate, “President Tequila” might be able to teach Dubya a thing or two.
TV Buzz NBC puts up an uncensored clip from America’s Got Talent featuring a large breasted woman who crushes objects with her chest. That tube top is an accident waiting to happen.
TV Buzz Fox runs altered photos of two New York Times writers during a news segment. On Fox & Friends, Fox hosts Steve Doocy and Brian Kilmeade called the NY Times’ Steven Reddicliffe and Jacques Steinberg “attack dogs” after they ran a piece talking about Fox News’ recent ratings slide, and ran photos of the two Times employees with yellowed teeth and exaggerated facial features. We Photoshop, You Decide(TM).
TV Buzz A new BBC show takes eight young disabled women to compete for a photo shoot in a top fashion magazine. Disabilities are so edgy! These are the kinds of twists that make reality television actually interesting.
TV Buzz The LA Times profiles the loud, overbearing So You Think You Can Dance judge. I’ve never seen this show, and I probably never will, now that Mary Murphy has officially made my “People I Loathe” list.
TV Buzz The strangest, oddest, most random TV station available online. A delicious, bizarre mix of clips from Godzilla movies, ’70s action films, found footage and other things I can’t identify. Click the scene to change channels. It’s like bizarro Hulu.
TV Buzz A new reality show takes 10 contestants to Japan where they compete in some sort of wacky game show called Majide in front of a Japanese audience. Premieres on ABC tonight. Amazing reality television show may sound like a paradox, but this show has the potential to be totally outrageous in an awesome way.
We’re not sure if everybody actually loves Raymond, but everybody will probably love hearing him cover The White Stripes.
TV Buzz Some media critics wonder if the mainstream news didn’t go a little too far with their coverage of Tim Russert’s passing. Everyone agrees that it’s a big loss, but as one blogger pointed out, “Tim Russert was a newsman. He was not the Pope.”
TV Buzz An HBO miniseries brings us a new view of war. It seems like a no-brainer that this will be great: The book it’s based on is one of the best accounts of the early days of the Iraq War, Evan Wright’s “Generation Kill,” and David “I Made the F*cking Wire” Simon is at the helm. The miniseries starts on July 13.
TV Buzz The star of hit Nickelodeon show iCarly has a new album out. Even if you’re too old to care about tweens (I’m not), you might find Miranda Cosgrove disarmingly adorable and alluringly cute.
Jack Cafferty knows what a “money shot” is, but his fellow anchors don’t seem particularly pleased by his adolescent snickering.
TV Buzz Brody Jenner — son of old lesbian Bruce, stepbrother to “porn famous” Kim Kardashian, and ex-boyfriend of The Hills star Lauren “I Design Stuff” Conrad — has inked a deal with Ryan Seacrest’s production company to host a reality show in which “bros” will compete to earn the spot in his posse once occupied by the infamous Spencer Pratt. Contestants will live in a bachelor pad together while vying to “prove their worth as wingmen” and “remain composed in the thick of the paparazzi,” all before possibly being sent home in an elimination ceremony that takes place — no joke — in a hot tub. Don’t call Brody gay, though. He may have shapely eyebrows and surround himself in a jacuzzi with half-naked dudes, but it’s all in the name of turning “appearing on reality shows” into a discernible talent.
TV Buzz The (generally loved) star of MTV’s high school paper reality show fires back at a Columbia University reporter with a very eloquent letter. Wow, so this is what it’s like to be a Good Communicator. If you’re like me, you probably haven’t crushed out on a girl on a reality show since that one with Lisa Loeb got canceled.
Cutting down Andy Rooney’s 60 Minutes monologues — keeping only his first and last sentences — changes them from windy rants to haiku-like gems.
TV Buzz The original Buster Bluth of the much-beloved Arrested Development has landed recurring roles in Samantha Who and Chuck. With an Arrested Development movie in the works, we can’t be too upset that the brilliantly funny actor will be reduced to presumably less-than-worthy material. Instead, we’ll just begin counting down the days until Buster’s awkwardly-rejected massages grace the silver screen.
TV Buzz A documentary-style show on the National Geographic channel that chronicles young twenty-somethings who have been incarcerated while traveling in countries including Venezuela, Mexico, Nepal and Thailand. In case you ever wished there was an episode of “True Life: I’m a Drug Mule,” National Geographic is finally expanding its typical programming of nature documentaries to include a show about young travelers learning frightening lessons in foreign countries.
TV Buzz Robert Muraine’s pop-and-lock style of dancing has impressed everyone, even those of us who don’t normally watch So You Think You Can Dance. He’s practically inhuman! No matter how much yoga you do, you’ll never get to this point of flexibility.
A fan-made video in which the flash-forwards are sequenced in chronological order, just in time for the season 4 finale.
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