Sports Buzz BuzzFeed's 10-person poetry staff has narrowed the results of last Friday's Poetry Battle down to three finalists, but after 72 hours of debate, we're still unable to choose the clear victor. They're all so good! So check out these dramatic readings of the three contenders by your host, Jack Shepherd, and weigh in with your own input. It's a battle: Three poems enter, one poem leave!!!
A straight up brawl erupted when Scott Niedermayer gave his hockey stick to a fan in the crowd last night. Stay classy, Ducks fans. via.
Rugby buzz, you guys! Check out this randomly selected rugby fan's one in a million shot off the crossbar for a £250,000 prize. After making the absurdly unlikely kick in his socks during halftime at the Saracens/South Africa game at Wembley this week, Stuart Tinner is a British national hero. Well played, buddy.
Tillman the skateboarding dog takes on the new Tony Hawk: Ride game. I don't care that it's fake, and an obvious marketing attempt on behalf of Activision. I think it's cute.
On the positive side, it was a pretty impressive goal. On the negative side, nobody is watching this video because of the awesome goal you made.
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The suspended New Mexico State soccer star shows off her softer side in this dating video. It's nice to see she's having fun with this, but she is seriously terrifying. I don't buy her act.
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Come on you insane wordsmiths, you bone-crushing poets!!! COME AT ME!!! IT'S A POETRY BATTLE!!!!! Here's how a poetry battle works: You submit your poems below, we'll pick some winners, and we'll film Jack reading them in his fancy British accent. It's a fucking battle!!!!!!
Absolutely amazing animation telling the first person account of the true story behind Dock Ellis' trippy no-hitter.
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The manager for Liverpool's soccer team has the ability to magically control his infographics.
If you have a deep respect for the human dignity of crackheads, then: this is mean. Otherwise, New Party Game!!!
This Japanese bra-bustier thing unfurls into a golfing mat and comes with an attached golf ball so you can play golf anytime, anywhere! If you're going to wear something uncomfortable, may as well make it double as something useful. Click through to see more double-tasking bras.
Atlanta Falcons tight end Tony Gonzalez has a wife called October. When you are a famous athlete you totally get to have a wife with an absurd name. Also, they would rather go naked than wear fur, which is decent of them, because fur is bad and naked is good. This is the PETA ad they made, which is all over the place today.
They won first place at “Head of the Hooch!” Congrats ladies! Also, I can't think of a clever way to say, “That's a lot of camel toe!”
Saudi striker Nawaf Al Abed scored what people are calling the fastest goal in a professional soccer match ever, officially clocking in at 2 seconds. That little dance they do after scoring the goal is so cute. Nawaf and his team ended up winning the game, 4-0.
A soccer fan is spotted brushing his teeth during a Chelsea vs Manchester United game. Maybe they don't have Listerine strips in the UK?
Mark Gonzales created a “Circle Board” out of nine skateboards. Then skater Anthony Pappalardo tried the contraption out. via flavorwire.
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