Your penis can help support the arts! [Ed Note: Meet Tim Patch, aka “Pricasso.” He paints things using his penis as a brush. Which, why the hell not? I guess?] (Via.)
Here's a really clever concept for a dog toy. Now your dog can look like he's in one of those hip vaudeville-revival bands.
An Australian man discovered this cute little guy in his toilet bowl. The python had slithered through the sewage pipes for a visit.
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The votes are in and the new official condom of New York City is the electrical power button, submitted by Luis Acosta of Kew Gardens, Queens. That really turns me on! (Get it? Cause it's a power button! On a condom! Get it? Puns!)
Miss Roberts, of Fareham, Hants, in England, hangs coconuts with holes in the bottom from her washing line so that the squirrels who eat from them look like they are wearing space helmets. [Ed Note: Not to state the totally obvious here, but Miss Roberts of Fareham is a fucking genius.]
With enough forethought, I think most good stories could be told through image macro memes.
A woman attempts to do a psychic drawing of a man, but can't seem to quite get the nose right. Whoa I think the spirit world has a sense of humour.
Savor the cuteness before your cat claws your face off for trying to make it wear a sweater. You can get this special feline sweater on etsy for $32.
Culture Buzz These guys do live demonstrations and have put out DVDs on how to twist your penis into fun shapes (like the hamburger pictured), much like what a clown does with a balloon at a children's birthday party!
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1929560
You kind of have to already know (and enjoy) the joke to understand what's going on here. Internet insidery!
Culture Buzz Japan has finally met its match on WTF game shows. On this German television show, a young lady (aka your new dreamgirl) claimed she could identify over 80 different Star Wars Lego Minifigs…only with her mouth.
He's baaaaaack. This time SGF saves Juliet from killing herself. Stupid bitch.
Really wish I was raised believing in this rather than a strict upbringing in Catholicism. Life would have been so much more interesting!
http://www.cristgaming.com/pirate.swf
A little ditty you won't be able to get out of your head for the rest of the day. You're welcome.
An autistic kid with cerebral palsy gets semi-attacked by Darth Maul at Disneyland. The kid will get his Obi-Wan revenge one day. Fast forward to 2:34 to see the action.
http://myparentswereawesome.tumblr.com/post/347443159/mpw...
When not “feeding the buzz,” I'm usually managing My Parents Were Awesome, which is now becoming a book (I know, *groan*). Good news is, I'm looking for contributors, meaning you could get published! Act fast, though — the deadline for submitting is fast approaching!
Culture Buzz Breaking bottles with a crowbar, smashing watermelons with a bat, and other various acts of destruction in slow motion, with commentary by Stephen Hawking. Surreal and WTF give each other a warm hug.
British guy goes to great lengths to win back his former fiance. [Ed Note: I feel like he probably deserves a second chance. Provided he puts his pants back on.]
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