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A Dallas area school has this encouraging message for their elementary school students. That's right girls (or I guess guy cougars with 6-packs), when battling your inner cougar, its always against the balding guy with love handles.
Kept waiting for a man to unzip and emerge at the end. [Ed Note: Cute!? Or scary? Like, is this the moment when bears start coming into our communities illegally and taking our jobs? Bearmageddon!!? I'm into it.]
Taken at a D.C. area Safeway (on the Godless Liberal side of town). New Yorkers, stock up now.
Beaker wants to play the classic song 'Dust in the wind' of Kansas, but all the Youtube comment bullies make it very difficult to concentrate. (Via)
Have two claws, will work for food. [Ed Note: Though honestly, you'd think they'd be clever enough to know that Blockbuster is just a step or two away from extinction.] (Via Tumblr user Chaos Personified.)
Currently, Nickelback has 1,380,820 fans on Facebook. This pickle has about 430,000. Please join a good cause!
Culture Buzz This little turtle got sweets for Valentine's Day. With a week left until the big day, why not make a turtle your valentine this year?
Culture Buzz French illustrators love women, and I love them for that. Here's a selection of the best.
Cats taking up too much space in your apartment? This attractive, colorful filing system will help you keep them organized and out of the way until you need one.
Culture Buzz A bunch of SNG clips mashed-up to sound naughty. [Ed Note: I mean, what else were you planning on doing with your Monday afternoon? This will help you get back in touch with a better version of yourself.]
Spotted in the Marina (yikes)/Cow Hollow area. To be fair, the mats are probably more useful than Scientology pamphlets.
A few months ago, the makers of xkcd made an animated tribute to science, the Internet, and geek culture. Now some of the most well known Internet “celebrities” have responded in suit, remaking the video in tribute to xkcd.
This is a story about an American in Paris told through Google searches. Bing is dead. [Update: Google chose this ad for its first-ever TV ad during the Superbowl.]
This controversial ad from Focus on the Family leaked a little early today. Gotcha Media
BRB…getting my LEGOs. [Ed Note: As long as it's also assumed that I can drink alcohol while I'm doing all of these things, I'm totally in.]
Boobs beat kittens. How about boobs AND kittens? (Via Flickr user lunchbreath)
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Move over Rick Astley. This is the new way to prank your friends.
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