You read it under the covers every night… for research.
You don’t know that my stomachache isn’t appendicitis, OK??
Loops are so in right now.
Compliments and funny notes are great, but they can’t pay the rent.
Everyone wants to make it their special day.
Let’s be honest, you just have sweet “teeth.”
RIP boobless body.
Weed + celebrities = a prime bucket list item, apparently.
Cannot stop watching. Totally mesmerized.
“Wanna get some ‘za?”
Pizza rolls, not gender roles.
Do you pumpkin spice?
Basically the best quiz ever.
“A Jock, a Prep, and a Nerd walk into Party Central…”
We have some questions, little Jonas.
Who doesn’t love over-analyzing the trivial?
No thank you.
Staying in is IN.