He took me out to dinner for my birthday. I got a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle t-shirt, (which I had never expressed interest in). He proposed with a mood ring that had dolphins on it. I said no. He told me he would aske me again in December (my birthday is in July), but until then he would wear a ring on his left hand “So all the girls know I am taken”. The kicker? We had only been dating for TWO WEEKS!