A gallon of milk costs $2 nowhere. Not even in a food rainforest.
A gallon of milk costs $2 nowhere. Not even in a food rainforest.
lorax…more like whoreax bahahahah
And this is why people despise our generation
From VICE:
The slums of Miami are sunrise-glowy all around. “I need to get a boyfriend. A non-graffiti writer boyfriend. Someone I can, like, watch TV shows with. I need to learn to cook. I need to start eating. I’m gonna find a boyfriend and I am going to cook with him—” Mint turns the music back on. I rummage through my blue Balenciaga for another coke bag and my iPhone. Wu-Tang is on now, and the sun is not quite up. I start reading my Twitter feed: An ocean is stained with blood in a Japanese port city. Madonna has said she is afraid of not being “in control” and might be launching a nail polish. There’s a new disease they’re calling “the AIDS of the Americas” that can cause victims’ hearts to explode. Media Takeout has accused Mariah Carey of being shaped like a chalkboard eraser; I want to disappear, and everyone in the car knows that the only thing anyone could ever imagine me romantically cooking with a man is a ton of crack.
Jordyn Wieber looks like a kid from A Bronx Tale
hiss
ancient melodies!
Fish face!
COOL STORY BRO