2011 - The New York legislature legalizes gay marriage. One year later, New York is a gay jihad post apocalyptic hellscape… no just kidding, nothing happened. Turns out just a bunch of people now have more civil rights, that’s it.
*Now everyone in New York must be gay-married.
*Abortions for everyone
*Hole opened up which led straight to hell
*Rain now comprised of Angel’s tears
*Anti-Christ alive and well in Buffalo
1925 - Aimee Stemple McPherson claimed she had been kidnapped by a group called the avengers, and threatened that she would be sold into quote “white slavery” despite looking healthy, no stress, and her clothes completely clean. In reality she took a 5 week vacation.
*Pioneer of modern Evangelism and media manipulation.
*Used public-faith healing.
*Revitalization of American Christianity in the 20th century
*Extensive charity work
1935 - the most beautiful train in history, the royal blue, goes into service between Washington and New York.
*Baltimore and Ohio Railroad (B&O)’s flagship passenger train between New York City and Washington, D.C.
*“An inspired blend of majesty and mystique” –Herbert Harwood
*The car interiors were paneled in mahogany.
*Had fully enclosed vestibules (instead of open platforms, still widely in use at the time on U.S. railroads).
*Then-modern heating and lighting, and leaded glass windows.
*Painted in Royal Blue with gold leaf trim.
1979 Mindy Kaling – Mindy Kaling played the celebrity gossip obssessed flibbertygibbit Kelly Kapoor in The Office and now has her own show The Mindy Project.
*Super cute and hilarious Indian chick.
*Wrote, executive produced and directed many episodes of, The Office.
*BA in Playwriting from Dartmouth.
1942 - during World War II 25 nations formed the United Nations. binding them to uphold the Atlantic charter and make no separate peace with any axis power.
*This was the basis for what later formed the United Nations, to defeat “Hitlerism”.
1992 - Manufacturers of cigarettes lost a case before the supreme court today, arguing that they cannot claim protection from damages simply because they have a health warning on their box.
* Cipollone v. Liggett Group, Inc.
*WARNING: THE SURGEON GENERAL HAS DETERMINED THAT CIGARETTE SMOKING IS DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH. = cigarette companies can kill you without consequence.
*Gained full majority support 16 years later in Altria Group v. Good.
*ultimately, they committed fraud by failing to act on their knowledge of the harms of smoking.