1.
When you've had a miserable day and it's time to shout about it:
2.
When your friend or sibling does something that really annoys you:
3.
When you have made a poor, poor life choice:
4.
When something really exciting happens and you have no clue what's going on but you want to be in on the fun:
5.
When someone gives you ridiculously good advice:
6.
When you've just done something that you're proud of, like make a dinner for yourself:
7.
When you need a nickname for someone who's bugging you or when you stubbed your toe:
8.
When literally anyone mentions their period:
9.
When you instantly realize that you've consumed something you shouldn't have:
10.
When someone asks you to tell them what a word means and you have no clue:
11.
When someone speaks really fast and you can't understand them:
12.
When you find yourself in the middle of a fight that you didn't even know had started:
13.
When you're talking with your friend on the phone and there's bad reception:
14.
When you coyly tell your significant other you want to have sex or when you're really excited about the sandwich you're about to eat:
15.
When you're trying to make new friends at the office:
16.
When you drink any type of drink, even if it's not scotch:
17.
When you're trying to convince your friends that what you're saying is true:
18.
When you're mad at someone but you know you're not really going to hit them:
19.
When you do a cool trick, like catch a grape in your mouth that someone threw at you:
20.
When you're about to hit the town and you catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror:
21.
When you're drunk and want to have sex, or when you're drunk and are talking to a sandwich:
22.
When someone does something exceptionally amazing:
23.
When absolutely nothing is going your way and there are children around:
24.
When there's an awkward silence and you feel compelled to fill it:
25.
When you leave where ever you were on vacation and you want to say goodbye:
26.
And when you just want to quote Anchorman because it's just so damn quotable:
