This is Eric Stonestreet.
This is Eric Stonestreet in a haunted house.
Ellen DeGenerous kindly sent the Modern Family star and her executive producer, Andy Lassner, through a terrifying haunted house just for funsies.
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And, well, the result was a frantic Stonestreet hilariously screaming, cursing, and pushing his way through the Halloween danger zone.
But not this kind of pusher:
This kind of pusher:
Long live scaredy-cat Eric Stonestreet.
