But even Tom Felton thinks that Malfoy would probably not be the best boyfriend.
Like, he's so against shipping Malfoy that he responded to a fan's "Draco Malfoy Is My Boyfriend" tweet...
...and felt compelled to apologize to J.K. Rowling for everyone's love of the Slytherin.
As for the Harry Potter author? Well, she totally blames Felton for making girls dream about Malfoy and his dark mark.
But whatever. Felton can't take back all of his sexy eyerolls and brooding stares. What's done is done...so everyone can continue on with their day and keep on crushin' hard on Malfoy.