I agree with a few of these, especially the first one, “That’s gay” and “She was asking for it” (might have forgot a couple others, didn’t re-read it), but otherwise I think this writer needs to take a chill pill. It’s called figurative speech. “I’d hit it” has absolutely nothing to do with being the male dominant or rape. It’s purely a slang term for wanting to have sex with that person. “This is like crack” is hyperbole for humor’s sake. Seriously, just get the stick out of your ass. Pretty much all humor it at someone’s expense - deal with it.