1.
A delightfully empty gym.
2.
The ability to squat down without crying after leg day.
3.
Avocados that are perfectly ripe at all times.
4.
Treadmills with built-in air conditioning.
5.
Sports bras with zero-gravity technology.
6.
Or better yet, sports bras with an eject button for when you're sweaty AF.
7.
Organic produce that isn't $87/pound.
8.
A teleportation device that gets you from your bed onto a treadmill.
9.
A scale that measures your level of badassery.
10.
Workout clothes that are flattering, comfortable, cheap, and self-washing.
11.
126 likes on your last post-workout selfie.
12.
A study showing that pizza basically = kale.
13.
The inability to chafe. Anywhere.
14.
Hair that washes/dries/styles itself after you work out.
15.
Bacon that actually burns calories.
16.
The ability to drink all of the things without even a hint of a hangover.
17.
A personal chef who specializes in sugar-free donuts that taste like happiness.
18.
A ban on the term "bikini body."
19.
The removal of sweat glands from...certain places.
20.
A really fucking delicious cheat meal.
21.
And wine that makes you stronger because why the hell not?
22.
Two extra hours in your day just to exercise and do healthy things. Like, take stairs and buy vegetables.
23.
And, sure, maybe abs if you're like giving them out or something. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
