Why You Should Definitely Use A Condom Tonight

    Unless you want a major snowstorm souvenir, wrap it up.

    In case you haven’t noticed, there’s a massive blizzard hitting the Northeast today and tomorrow.

    So while you’re stocking up on milk, bread, bottled water, and wine, there’s one more thing to add to the list: condoms.

    After Hurricane Sandy in October 2012, some hospitals in areas that were hit hard saw an uptick in births nine months later.

    Hey, blizzard sex is a great way to pass the time when you’re looking at 2-3 feet of snow.

    But unless you want your blizzard souvenir to be a baby… or an STD… wrap it up tonight.