1. Taylor Swift has been using her considerable fame to bolster the career of a young newcomer…
But the title of the video, “I Knew You Were A Goat When You Walked In,” serves only to reflect her (and thus the listener’s) ignorance! Swift can’t even recognize a SHEEP when it walks in?!
To help out the uninformed, we’ve got this little guide for you.
2. Goats vs. Sheep: The Basics
6. Goats are not.
12. Goats go to hell.
This I know, for the band Cake tells me so.