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1. "They tell me I've got just 10 more months. I want to share my precious last days with you."
2. "Bear with me, I'm new to the dating scene."
3. "For just $13.60, I give you Big Bang for your buck."
4. "Let me remind you that Instagram didn't come out of nowhere."
6. Mr. September Rhino asks: "Are giant pandas and empire penguins really as big as me?"
7. "They say every dog has its day. I have 365! I'm such a lucky dog.
8. "Hey, the calendar above is wrong! It's not Year of the Dog. It's Year of the GOAT.
9. "My days are numbered. Trust me, I'm sacked."
10. "OMG, I'm afraid my days are numbered, too!"
11. "I know my days are also numbered, but it's not a big deal."
12. "I want to remind you there is magic in the world. (Or at least in the Harry Potter world there is)."
13. "Always keep me updated. Fill me in with all that's going on with you."
14. "I'd love to spend all my days in front of the tv with you."
15. "No matter the day, the week, the month, or the year,--I'm here for you."
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