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    12 Days Of Christmas Gifts (2014 Remix)

    Cuz who's got room for 8 maids a-milking?

    On the 12th Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

    12 Books for Striking

    11 Docs for Donning

    10 Sweets for Munching

    9 [Inch] Nails for Running

    8 Notes for Plucking

    7 Stars a-Sparkling

    6 Raindrops Dripping

    **********Fiiiiiiive GRILLLLING Ruuuubs**********

    4 Texting Gloves

    3 Heart Books

    2 Kitty Plates

    And a Phone Dock Cut From Bamboo