This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Dec 10, 201412 Days Of Christmas Gifts (2014 Remix)Cuz who's got room for 8 maids a-milking?by CarpeLibrumLibraCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail On the 12th Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... 12 Books for Striking 11 Docs for Donning 10 Sweets for Munching 9 [Inch] Nails for Running 8 Notes for Plucking 7 Stars a-Sparkling 6 Raindrops Dripping **********Fiiiiiiive GRILLLLING Ruuuubs********** 4 Texting Gloves 3 Heart Books 2 Kitty Plates And a Phone Dock Cut From Bamboo