1. This is basically your worst nightmare.
2. But actually, so is putting away your laundry after you've washed it.
3. You are very familiar with stress and anxiety and urgency!
4. And you cope with it by wasting hours and hours of your life on Facebook, stalking people you knew in high school, accomplishing nothing at all. And still stressing.
5. You have a shared calendar with all your friends and your partner, so you can make sure you always have plans and know what's going on and can better ~coordinate~.
6. But you cancel about 75% of those plans anyway, usually at the last minute.
7. You are very diligent about setting your alarm with plenty of time to spare.
8. You're late to everything, anyway.
9. Sitting through a boring concert or lecture or show is like NAILS ON A CHALKBOARD.
10. But actually being stuck in traffic isn't the worst thing, especially if you've got great music to bop and sing along to.
11. When you plan a vacation, you open about a million travel websites to find the absolute best flight deals.
12. But you'll just figure out the itinerary details when you get there, wherever it is.
13. You devote serious time and attention to ~perfecting~ the nails on your left hand.
14. But maybe not so much your right.
15. Every Sunday, you make elaborate and careful plans about all the Mason jar salads you're going to bring to work with you for lunch.
16. And then you buy lunch every day anyway because you keep forgetting to put the produce in the Mason jars.
17. You basically deep clean and organize your entire home and life every single Saturday.
18. And by Friday it looks like this again.
