Annie Schwenker is a 17-year-old from South Carolina whose INSANE backward fall off a cruise ship railing was captured on video and is going viral on Facebook.
The fall was originally tweeted a few days ago by Annie's friend Maddie, who took it during their spring break cruise nearly two months ago.
OMG.
And for some reason, it's impossible to stop watching.
BuzzFeed Life got in touch with Annie to find out what really happened and whether she still has all of her teeth.
"We were at a club in the cruise ship called Dazzles — it's like an oldies club — and we went to the bathroom then decided to go 'railing surfing' back down there and I basically did a backflip and landed on the same railing on the flight of stairs below me," Annie told BuzzFeed Life.
"Everyone thinks I'm wasted in that video but I was completely sober," she added.
"It's actually more embarrassing that I was sober because if I had been drunk it would be much more goofy. I only fell because I was stupid and let go with my hand which you can't do when you're railing surfing."
Her friends' reactions?
...Probably because Annie only fell seven feet and was able to stand up right away.
Then they went right back to the club that she was sliding down to in the first place.
A few days later, doctors discovered a fractured rib.
As for Annie, she just wants people to know she's alive.
WE'RE SO GLAD YOU'RE OK, ANNIE!
H/T Daily Dot
This post was updated for clarity.