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14 Comedians Who You Should Be Paying Attention To

Laughter is the best medicine. If you're feeling down, watch these super-funny comics for a midday pick-me-up. If you're looking for more entertainment, check out the amazing lineup Carnival Cruise offers at The Punchliner Comedy Club.

1. Carmen Lynch

Have you seen a horse's ass? It's kind of a compliment.

Carmen Lynch

@lynchcarmen

Have you seen a horse's ass? It's kind of a compliment.

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2. Mark Normand

Telling someone they're an 'unbelievable actor' sounds like a compliment but it isn't.

mark normand

@marknorm

Telling someone they're an 'unbelievable actor' sounds like a compliment but it isn't.

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3. Kumail Nanjiani

Grapefruit rhymes with "great fruit" which is misleading. It should be called gorriblefruit.

Kumail Nanjiani

@kumailn

Grapefruit rhymes with "great fruit" which is misleading. It should be called gorriblefruit.

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4. Annie Lederman

I'm jealous of the trees Bob Ross painted because they get to be happy

Annie Lederman

@annielederman

I'm jealous of the trees Bob Ross painted because they get to be happy

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5. Michael Che

My roommate plays Drake "I got my eyes on you" everytime im using the bathroom.

Michael Che

@CheThinks

My roommate plays Drake "I got my eyes on you" everytime im using the bathroom.

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6. Nick Turner

Has anyone ever owned a guitar, a harmonica and a home at the same time?

Nick Turner

@NicksTurners

Has anyone ever owned a guitar, a harmonica and a home at the same time?

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7. Ron Funches

Somehow managed to get a dudes phone number last night, so my game is really misfiring on all cylinders.

Ronald Funches

@RonFunches

Somehow managed to get a dudes phone number last night, so my game is really misfiring on all cylinders.

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8. Rory Scovel

Whenever I fart I pretend my butt is trying to talk to me for the first time. "Go on buddy, what is it? There's poop coming?!?!?"

Rory Scovel

@roryscovel

Whenever I fart I pretend my butt is trying to talk to me for the first time. "Go on buddy, what is it? There's poop coming?!?!?"

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9. Jerrod Carmichael

When YouTube doesn't give you the option to skip the ad...thats what marriage feels like right?

Jerrod Carmichael

@NotoriousROD

When YouTube doesn't give you the option to skip the ad...thats what marriage feels like right?

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10. Beth Stelling

I think I am in favor of the government regulating my portion size.

Beth Stelling

@BethStelling

I think I am in favor of the government regulating my portion size.

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11. Joe Zimmerman

Is it normal for a TSA person to hum "Your Body is a Wonderland" while patting you down?

Joe Zimmerman

@joezimmerman

Is it normal for a TSA person to hum "Your Body is a Wonderland" while patting you down?

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12. Bryan Yang

The only part in gravity i didn't like was when Sandra Bullock adopted the big homeless alien and made him play football.

Bryan Yang

@bryanyang

The only part in gravity i didn't like was when Sandra Bullock adopted the big homeless alien and made him play football.

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13. Mike Cannon

Social Media has been amazing at connecting people, and exposing that most American's genuinely do not understand sentence structure.

Mike Cannon

@IamMikeCannon

Social Media has been amazing at connecting people, and exposing that most American's genuinely do not understand sentence structure.

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14. Seaton Smith

Have an important meeting today so I decided to go to sleep sober last night. Which means I was up all night. Never gonna be sober again.

Seaton Smith

@SeatonSmith

Have an important meeting today so I decided to go to sleep sober last night. Which means I was up all night. Never gonna be sober again.

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