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    14 Stages Of Going Out As Told By Spongebob

    You got so drunk that you started cutting a pineapple and yelling "Spongebob I know you're in there!"

    1. Throwing back the shots at home before you hit the clubs

    2. You get the case of the giggles during your Uber to the club

    3. Your ID isn't where you remember putting it

    4. But luckily you find it and walk up in the club like you're Beyonce

    5. The DJ is already playing your jam

    6. That creeper won't stop talking to you at the bar

    7. And then he won't leave you alone on the dance floor

    8. But none of that matters because you're with your crew

    9. Your friends find you sneaking drunchies without them

    10. When the bar yells last call

    11. The bar is closing but you're just getting started on the dance floor

    12. You get in a fight with your friend about where to get drunchies

    13. Clearly you're not getting tacos this time

    14. You pass out on the first piece of furniture you see

    But hopefully you wake up in the morning with no regrets