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<title>The Tanuki is straight up crazy.</title>
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    <p>The Tanuki is straight up crazy.</p>
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    <p>I caught some ass bag doing this once. I questioned him on the placement of certain skill tabs and badges. I then beat him fucking senseless for the disgrace he had tried to commit on the backs of my brothers and sisters who rightfully donned the uniform, both alive and dead.</p>
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<pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2011 12:54:52 -0500</pubDate>
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    <p>I can tell you what stops the LRAD from working. Peltor Tactical Sound protectors. These bad boys are issued to the units using this sick fuck of a crowd dispearsal device.</p>
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<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 19:59:29 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>my halloween costume this year!</title>
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    <p>my halloween costume this year!</p>
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<pubDate>Sun, 30 Oct 2011 01:24:55 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>I am starting to look a bit terrorish.</title>
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    <p>I am starting to look a bit terrorish.</p>
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<pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2011 22:37:02 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Felt like taking a bubble bath.......in a Boba...</title>
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    <p>Felt like taking a bubble bath&#8230;&#8230;.in a Boba Fett helmet.</p>
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<pubDate>Sun, 08 May 2011 01:28:10 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>little girls eventually come out to say hello too.</title>
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    <p>little girls eventually come out to say hello too.</p>
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<pubDate>Sun, 13 Mar 2011 00:56:00 -0500</pubDate>
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    <p>friendly kids</p>
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<pubDate>Sun, 13 Mar 2011 00:54:59 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Talking with tribal members.</title>
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    <p>Talking with tribal members.</p>
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<pubDate>Sun, 13 Mar 2011 00:48:43 -0500</pubDate>
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    <p>This was me during a well drilling stop in Afghanistan in 03-04. I was always struck by how the more friendly of the kids would just come right up and say A Salaam Alaikum.</p>
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<pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2011 04:22:34 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>2-19-11</title>
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    <p>2-19-11</p>
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<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2011 01:02:46 -0500</pubDate>
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    <p>me on 2-19-11</p>
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<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2011 01:01:43 -0500</pubDate>
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    <p>hola!
[ Editor&#39;s Note : This can only go downhill from here.]</p>
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<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:34:58 -0500</pubDate>
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