Haha. That's Lando at the zoo!

Looking forward to seeing them listed in the top 100 things pulled from people's orifices 2012 medical report.

C'mon dude. That bear is so upstairs right now tapping that sweet 1 out of 3 ass. Oldest wingman trick in the book.

The black section of the mountains just above the “S” also looks like it could possibly be a pigs head.

… and I bet at church, as they play the organ, he runs around with a little metal cup collecting donations …

Alvin!!

The pointed hood comes all the way over the face providing some very small eye holes for a slightly impaired view of the world.

Apparently it also works on your scrotum to add some magic to your special Valentine's Day evening.

This balding hipster beardy won't like the response to “Who is the fairest of them all?”