1. Those times when he just won't sit still.
2. Wondering where your boy has disappeared to.
3. When you inadvertedly get your buddy stuck.
4. Any time you find yourself peeping.
5. Seeing something new while in the changing room.
6. Like being confronted with a "baby arm".
7. Though it's nothing compared to having people look at your stuff in there.
8. Figuring out where you stand in comparison to other penises.
9. The minefield that is proper bathroom behaviour.
10. And dealing with people breaking it .
11. Just seeing dicks when ever you look at anything.
12. Inappropriate erections.
13. Bored erections.
14. Morning erections.
15. Peeing erections.
16. Trying to drop a deuce with an erection.
17. Look, erections are just annoying. Well, most of the time.
18. When someone asks you why your computer mouse is on the "wrong" side.
19. Wondering if you should ever send a dickpic.
20. Wondering how to get it in a box.
21. Hearing stories about people getting hit in the nuts.
22. Watching people get hit in the nuts.
23. Frankly, anything involving getting hit in the nuts.
