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cara a year agoI keep the neighborhood safe…I was being attacked,
He was up to stuff, man, after all he was black. I know paranoia’s not a problem of mine,
My head is on straight and my perception’s just fine. So I called the cops a few times - that much is a fact.
But what’s a guy to do when the neighborhood watches back?
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